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Our fashion jokes are more than just witty quips – they’re your ticket to a chic and laughter-filled escape.
From designer jests to humorous takes on the latest trends, this collection of jokes about fashion is tailored to brighten your day.
Elevate your mood and style simultaneously with the fashionable and funny side of life.
Whether you’re a fashion-forward individual or simply appreciate clever humor, don’t miss out on this opportunity to experience the joy in fashion-inspired laughs.
Best Fashion Jokes
Fashioned for fun! Our best fashion jokes blend runway elegance with chic humor, featuring stylish quips and clever witticisms for an ensemble of laughter that’s as fabulous as funny.
I’m not always fashionable, but when I am, I make sure it’s fabric-ulous.
That fashion show was all frills and no substance – it really fell flat.
Fashion designers using velcro are just sticking to their roots.
My friend’s sartorial choices are really buttoned-up – he always looks sharp.
I don’t have a great sense of style, but at least I can put together a decent scarf-sembly.
The fashion industry is all about taking strides in the right direction.
The designer’s new line was a hit – it really zipped up the fashion industry.
Suede jackets are tough, but that’s just shearling determination.
I really wish I had a middle name like Chanel or Gucci.
I was hoping to buy a new pair of pants, but it was just a waist of time.
The fashion world always seems to be on pins and needles.
I wanted to open a lingerie store but there weren’t enough support.
Fashion is all the rage nowadays, but I guess it’s better than being dressed to the nines.
You can only wear a crop top if you have the stomach for it.
I wore my new cashmere sweater to the beach, but it was a knit-pick day.
Funny Fashion Jokes
Catwalk into comedy with our funny fashion jokes! Featuring playful quips and witty humor, this collection ensures your laughter remains fashionably fabulous, keeping you stylishly entertained.
My boss told me to dress for the job I wanted.
Apparently, the company wouldn’t let me show up as a superhero.
Why did the fashion designer refuse to get married?
Because he was always sew in love with his work.
Why did the fashion model take a nap?
She needed beauty sleep.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day!
I’m trying to start a fashion line called “Memory Foam Clothing.”
I think it has potential.
Why did the French chef start a fashion line?
He wanted to make soufflés that rise to the occasion.
What did the scarf say to the hat?
You go on ahead, I’ll wrap this up.
Why were the pants embarrassed?
Because they saw the salad dressing!
I have a photographic memory, but I always forget to take the lens cap off.
What did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around, I’ll go on ahead.
Why did the shirt go to jail?
Because it was caught collar-ing.
What do you call a line of clothing that’s popular among superheroes?
Cape-esh?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles (tentacles)!
What do you call a belt made of watches?
A waist of time.
What do you call a fashionable, aquatic-themed clothing line?
Shell-belle.
Why did the sock go to the doctor?
Because it had a hole in its soul!
Why was the belt sent to prison?
For holding up pants with dope.
What do you call a fashion line of designer masks?
Face-tee.
Hilarious Fashion Jokes
Fashion-forward hilarity! Our hilarious fashion jokes promise quips and witty humor to keep you laughing down the runway. Get ready for a stylish and entertaining laughter experience!
The minimalist fashion blogger believes that less is more, but she always wears an extra accessory.
The accessory was so simple, it was garishly bold.
His wardrobe was filled with conspicuous subtlety.
The minimalist fashionista loved her loud statement pieces.
The runway show featured high-low fashion, with haute couture mixed with fast fashion.
The fashionista said she loves a good avant-garde normcore look.
The fashion blogger’s look was simultaneously trendy and timeless.
His style was a combination of classic and edgy.
The dress was so simple, it was too over-the-top.
The fashion designer’s latest collection was inspired by the Victorian era, with a modern twist.
The fashionista liked to mix and match her luxury and thrift store finds.
The new “ugly” shoe trend is so cute!
She dressed up in her casual clothes for the party.
The fashion designer’s aesthetic was chaotic minimalism.
The style icon loved to dress down in her couture pieces.
Why don’t fashion designers ever go to jail?
Because they always make bail!
How does a fashionista like their coffee?
With a couture!
Short Fashion Jokes
Fast, fashionable, and funny! Our short fashion jokes bring quick laughs with concise quips, ensuring your sense of humor is as snappy and stylish as your favorite outfit.
Why did the fashion designer break up with his girlfriend?
Because she was wearing a jean skirt and he said “that’s Jean-ius!”
Why did the fashion designer break up with her boyfriend?
He was fabric-ated.
I told my shoes to stop talking but they just told me to “heel.”
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
What type of clothing can never go out of style?
Zipper jackets.
The shirt factory recently fired 500 workers; they found that they didn’t have a “vested” interest in the company.
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
When the shoe factory burned down, it was a true sole survivor.
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
Because it was two-tired.
Why don’t ghosts wear shoes?
Because they have Booooooots!
What do you call a fashionable aubergine?
Egg-citing.
Why should you never date a tennis player?
They’re always looking for love.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
What do you call a fashionable lion?
Purr-fectly dressed.
What kind of pants does Mario wear?
Denim, denim, denim.
How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
Why do fashion designers always wear shades?
Because they have to keep an eye on the latest styles.
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity.
It’s impossible to put down.
Did you hear about the guy who invented Life Savers?
He made a mint.
What do you call a fashionable fish?
Sole-ful.
Why did the tailor break up with his girlfriend?
She was always hemming and hawing.
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems.
What did the fashion advisor say when asked for his opinion?
Suit yourself.
Fashion Jokes One Liners
Style meets brevity in our fashion jokes one-liners! Enjoy quick-witted quips that deliver runway-worthy laughter with a flair as swift and chic as your favorite fashion statement.
I’m always on a tight budget, but my belt never seems to be.
That fashion blogger really has a way with threads – he always seems to knit a good story.
That fashion designer is always so fast – he’s definitely a quick stitch.
We need to thread lightly around that designer – she’s been known to be pretty spoolish.
That dress is so bright, it must be tie-dyed.
I had to give up my fashion line – it was a waist of time.
I’d love to go to Paris Fashion Week – but I can’t afford the fare.
I don’t always dress up, but when I do, I make sure it’s bow-tiful.
That outfit is so bad it’s un-boweavable.
The fashion show was a real stitch-up – they only used mannequins.
The designer’s new line was a real neckline – his taste was questionable at best.
I can never find the right shoe – but I guess that’s the sole responsibility of the salesperson.
That fashion model was quite a cut above the rest – she really knew how to trim the competition.
I always forget to bring an umbrella in this weather. I really need to rain in my forgetfulness.
That hat makes a statement – it’s a real cap-tivation.
Clean Fashion Jokes
Pure laughs, no additives! Our clean fashion jokes feature family-friendly quips and stylish humor that promise spotless and delightful laughter, keeping your sense of humor as fresh as your wardrobe.
Why did the pants go to the bank?
To get their pockets money!
What do you get when you walk into an expensive hair salon on a Tuesday?
Hump-day haircuts.
What do you call a radio that just plays music from the 80s?
The throwback-fm.
Why did the fashion designer retire?
He was still paying off his fabric bills.
Why did the fashion designer turn criminal?
He stole the runway!
What do you call a collection of fashionable, spooky clothing?
A boo-tique.
Fashion is my passion, but sometimes it gets a little in-tents.
My favorite game to play at a fashion show?
Find the designer’s logo before everyone else.
What do you call a trendy scarf?
A la-mode.
What’s the difference between an engagement ring and a mood ring?
One signifies lasting commitment, the other changes color based on your mood–but if you’re lucky, maybe both will rock your world.
I wore a pencil skirt yesterday, but today I’m all about pens.
What do you call a t-shirt that’s gone through the wash so many times it’s become tissue-thin?
Teeissue.
The dress was cute, but I really bought it for the ‘zipper-orgy’ in the back.
Sure the fashion industry is all about “dressing up,” but what about “undressing down”?
Dirty Fashion Jokes
Unzip a world of hilarity with our dirty fashion jokes. These tongue-in-chic quips will leave you in stitches while elevating your comedic wardrobe.
Gay people have no excuse to have a bad fashion sense.
Like homie what were you doing in the closet that whole time?
What’s the difference between a fashion statement and being horny in WWI?
One’s a French Tuck and the others a…
The Lion, the Witch and a fabulous fashion sense
What did the Lion say to the Witch when she caught him coming out of the wardrobe?
“My sexual preference is Narnia business.”
What do you call a fashionable Japanese warrior?
Glamurai.
I’m trying to create a good old fashion porn shop for us necrophilia’s. I know just what to call it.
Welcome to the Crematorium.
Fashion Jokes for Adults
Dress your sense of humor in sophistication with our adult fashion jokes. Crafted for a mature audience, these jokes add a touch of elegance to your comedic wardrobe.
I’m not great at math, but I know one plus two equals shoe.
I used to think fashion was in my jeans, but it turns out it’s in my genes.
High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.
My fashion sense is like a seagull – it comes and goes with the wind.
Why was the fashionista late?
She couldn’t find her footwear.
I wanted to buy some new shoes, but the heel wasn’t my thing.
What do you call a tie that’s been run over by a car?
A tire-d.
If a shirt is too big for your chest, does that make it a “small dress?
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. Now I’m in fashion, and I’m fully invested.
What do you call a fashion student who can’t sew?
A button pusher.
Fashion puns never go out of style.
Did you hear about the fashion designer arrested for stealing fabric?
He was thrown in selvedge.
Why was the dress so happy?
It had a hangar!
He wasn’t sure why his shirt was wrinkled, but he decided to iron out the problem.
If you wear a skirt in the winter, are you pantsless?
Fashion Jokes for Kids
Wrap your youngsters in giggles with our fashion jokes for kids. Tailored for pint-sized laughs, these jokes add a playful stitch to their fashion-forward sense of humor.
When I wear tight jeans, my legs get furiously jenade.
A dress isn’t complete until it has the perfect waist of your time.
Why did the fashionista wear her pajamas to the runway show?
Because she wanted to be casually elegant!
I wanted to be a fashion designer, but I didn’t know if I had the cloth for it.
A trench coat may be practical on a rainy day, but it’s not the most ber-khaki-some style.
That fashion blogger’s style is so unique, it’s completely mainstream.
A tailor who makes bad jackets shouldn’t be sued, they should be coat to coat with their clients.
That last fashion show really left an impression, I can’t seem to get it out of my thread.
I’m a fashion disaster and a style icon all at the same time.
I was able to guess my sister’s clothing size.
It was a lucky guess, I sweater not.
I asked a fashion model for a date, but I was coutured off guard.
The haute couture collection featured streetwear inspired by the Renaissance.
Seeing all of those fake designer handbags is just a knock-offense.
I was hoping to buy a new coat, but I couldn’t button my lip in that store.
The fashion designer was known for her understated extravagance.
Fashion Jokes and Puns
Thread through a tapestry of laughter with our fashion jokes and puns. This collection stitches together playful quips and witty wordplay for a runway of comedic style.
I kept telling my friend that she looked “sew hot” in her new outfit, but I don’t think she got what I meant.
Sometimes it’s not about what you wear, but how you accessorize it. If ya know what I mean.
They always say “less is more,” but my fashion sense says “more is less.”
People are always telling me to “dress to impress,” but I prefer to “undress to impress.”
I’m thinking of making a fashion statement by wearing a large, stuffed otter on my head.
They call it “hOtter-ture”.
I heard the newest trend is wearing high heels to the beach.
Talk about getting sand in unexpected places!
I never know which outfit to pick, so I just wear one “T-shirt after another”.
My ex-boyfriend was always criticizing my outfits and telling me to “cover up,” but I like to “bare it all.”
My mom always tells me to be “free-spirited,” but I prefer to be “free-brained” and make my own fashion decisions.
My friend works at a clothing factory and always tells me the latest “seam-ing” news.
I heard wearing sunglasses indoors is not just a fashion choice, but also a “shade-y” personality trait.
I would never wear clothing with holes in them, I prefer to keep my “bare-ly there” fashion choices to a minimum.
In fashion, there are no bad outfit choices, just “less good” ones.
It’s not called “fashionably late” for nothing. It’s all about making an entrance dripping with sweat and apologizing for being late.
There’s nothing more fashionable than being comfortable in your own skin.
It’s why I’m always naked.
Final Thoughts
Exit with a flourish of laughter and style!
Our fashion jokes collection concludes, leaving you with a smile and a dash of runway-worthy humor.
As you wrap up this chic journey, we encourage you to share the joy of these jokes about fashion with your friends, family, and fellow fashion enthusiasts.
Remember, humor is the ultimate fashion statement – wear it boldly and share it generously.
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