Tired of the Thursday slump?
We’ve got the perfect antidote – a compilation of Thursday jokes that will infuse your day with much-needed hilarity.
Don’t underestimate the power of a good laugh; it can turn your entire day around.
Our carefully curated jokes about Thursday are designed to make you smile, laugh, and forget those midweek woes.
Give it a shot – let the laughter flow, and watch as Thursday becomes the highlight of your week!
Best Thursday Jokes
Kickstart your Thursday with a hearty dose of laughter! Explore our collection of the best Thursday jokes that guarantee a midweek mood lift.
Why do comedians love Thursdays?
It’s their “pre-Friday” warm-up!
Hey, why did Thursday get a high-five?
“Because it was almost Friday!”
Guess what Thursday said to Friday?
“I’m your biggest fan!”
Why did Thursday get so many likes?
It always posts weekend teasers!
Why did Thursday go to the party?
To say, ‘Friday’s on its way!’
What’s Thursday’s secret?
It knows all the weekend plans!
Why did Thursday get a gift?
For always being the weekend’s herald!
You know what’s special about Thursday?
Its Friday’s opening act!
Why was Thursday feeling smug?
It knew the weekend’s secrets!
What did Monday ask Thursday?
How do you always get so close to the fun?
Why did Thursday get a medal?
For being the best weekday hype-man!
What’s Thursday’s favorite hobby?
Counting down to the weekend!
Why did Thursday join a band?
To lead up to Friday’s solo!
What did Tuesday tell Thursday?
You’re always closer to the party!
Why did Thursday apply for a promotion?
It wanted to be Friday.
Why did Thursday get a ticket?
It tried to fast forward to Friday!
What’s Thursday’s favorite drink?
Thirst-tea!
Why was Thursday feeling musical?
It was in the mood for some pop-rock before Friday’s big concert.
Why did Thursday go to school?
To become a Fry-day!
Why was Thursday so calm?
It knew Friday was right around the corner.
What’s Thursday’s favorite game?
Almost there!
Why did Thursday get a trophy?
For being the best weekday teaser!
What did Monday say to Thursday?
You’re just a show-off, always close to the weekend!
Why did Thursday visit the therapist?
It had pre-Friday anxiety.
What’s Thursday’s favorite candy?
Almost-Friday Fudge!
Why did Thursday get so many cards?
Everyone wanted to wish it a near-Friday!
What did Thursday wear to the party?
It’s almost-weekend attire!
What did Friday say to Thursday?
Thanks for warming up the crowd for me!
Why was Thursday feeling proud?
It’s always one step ahead of hump day!
What’s Thursday’s favorite dance?
The almost-Friday shuffle!
What did Saturday say to Thursday?
You’re always building the excitement!
Why did Thursday join the gym?
To get in shape for the weekend!
What’s Thursday’s favorite movie?
Just One Day More!
Why was Thursday so sweet?
It always brings a taste of the weekend.
What did Sunday say to Thursday?
You always set the stage for a grand weekend!
Why did Thursday get applause?
For always setting the weekend mood!
What’s Thursday’s motto?
Almost there, just hang in there!
Funny Thursday Jokes
Thursday just got a whole lot funnier! Dive into these hilarious jokes that promise to tickle your funny bone and turn your midweek blues into midweek laughs.
What’s a Thursday’s favorite type of music?
Hip-hop, because it’s almost the weekend!
What did the tomato say to the salad on Thursday?
“Lettuce meet up on Friday!”
What is the best day to buy roses?
Thorns day.
When does Friday come before Thursday?
In the dictionary.
When does Thursday not start with the letter “T”?
When it was yesterday. Then it starts with a “Y.”
What day do you drink the most water?
Thirstday.
What do they call Thanksgiving in Italy?
Thursday.
How can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
Yesterday, today, and tomorrow.
What is a classical musician’s favorite day of the week?
Throw-Bach Thursday.
What did the birthday girl say on her birthday?
It’s not Thurs day it’s my day!
Why did the couple name their new baby Thursday?
They already had ten kids, so they thought they would call it a day.
What do you call a Thursday without sunshine?
Thursday night.
What’s the worst sound to hear on Thursday morning?
An alarm clock.
When is National Procrastination Day?
Last Thursday.
Why can’t Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday lift weights?
Because they’re all weekdays.
What does the Cyclops say every Thursday evening?
Eye can’t wait till Friday.
What did the executioner say on Thursday morning?
It’s time to beheaded to work.
When does the King hold jousting tournaments?
On Thursday Knights.
Do skeletons like Thursday jokes?
Of course. They find them very humerus.
Why shouldn’t farmers hold a meeting on Thursday?
None of them will turnip.
Wednesday and Thursday were named after the Norse gods Loki and Thor?
If you like facts about Norse mythology then it’s your Loki day.
Why wasn’t the French chef ready to cook Thursday breakfast?
It crêpe’d up on him.
What do taxidermists do on Thursdays?
Nothing special. Just the usual stuff.
What is the best day to study philosophy?
Thoreau back Thursday?
Short Thursday Jokes
Craving quick laughs? Dive into our short Thursday jokes for instant smiles. These bite-sized humor nuggets are perfect for a dose of midweek joy.
Where does Friday come before Thursday?
In a dictionary.
Why did the employee worry about his Friday being ruined?
Because it was still Tuesday morning.
What do you do when Thursday is standing outside your bathroom door?
You let it sink in.
What day of the week do you drink the most water?
Thirst day.
Patient: Doc: I think I’m psychic.
Psychiatrist: When did this happen?
I asked my neighbour: “How was your ear operation?”.
They replied: “Thursday.”
A few minutes ago while I was lifeguarding, an old lady told me that I looked like a lion pacing back and forth.
Now I’m nervous for my dentist appointment on Thursday.
My boss asked why I have been late four times this week.
I replied “because it’s only Thursday”
I’ve been keeping to my diet. No ice cream on Thursday.
None on Friday. None on Saturday. Then, Sundae.
I just asked my dad, “Tomorrow is Thursday, right?”
And he said, “Yeah all day”
Man walks into a bar and orders 4 beers.
He drinks them, and leaves.
I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink on days that start with letter T.
Tuesday, Thursday, Today and Tomorrow.
If you think Thursdays are sad, wait for two more days.
It will be a sadder day.
Starting this Thursday, some movie theatres will not allow large bags inside the theater.
But thankfully, I have a few twix up my sleeve.
My milk expires next Thursday.
That means my milk has a date on Valentine’s Day, and I still don’t.
When does Thursday not begin with the letter “T”?
When it was Yesterday.
My new girlfriend works as a bin lady.
Trouble is, I can’t remember if she’s going to take me out Wednesday or Thursday!
Why did the husband and wife decide to call their new baby Thursday?
Because they already had five kids and decided to call it a day.
What do French people call a really bad Thursday?
A tra-jeudi
Why did the man decide to do shots on Thursday?
Because it was throwback Thursday.
Knock Knock Thursday Jokes
Unlock the door to laughter with our knock knock jokes about Thursday in this category. These witty and playful jests are the perfect way to engage in some lighthearted humor.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thursday.
Thursday who?
Thursday’s here, so let’s cheer!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thor.
Thor who?
Thor’s-day! Let’s make it legendary!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive Thursdays, they’re the best!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad it’s Thursday?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana split, it’s Thursday!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter get ready, it’s Thursday!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream for Thursday treat!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for Thursday fun!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce celebrate because it’s Thursday!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No silly, cow says moo! But happy Thursday anyway!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive Thursdays to have fun!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snowbody can deny it’s Thursday!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s Thursday!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
No, thanks, I prefer Google. Happy Thursday!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you know what day it is? It’s Thursday!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Cargo beep, beep! It’s Thursday delivery!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce have a great Thursday!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alma.
Alma who?
Alma glad it’s Thursday!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey likes Thursday!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Wow, someone’s excited it’s Thursday!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut forget it’s Thursday!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you doing on this fine Thursday?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive for Thursday fun!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow-abunga! It’s Thursday!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce celebrate Thursday!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream for Thursday, yay!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s Thursday!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you, it’s Thursday!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Cargo beep, beep! Thursday delivery!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho who?
No, it’s not Christmas yet, it’s just Thursday!
Thursday Jokes One Liners
Simplify your Thursday with our one-liners that pack a punch. Get ready for quick-witted quips that capture the essence of Thursday hilarity.
Why did the calendar apply for a job on Thursdays? Because it wanted to work for the weekend, and Thursday was its gateway interview!
What’s a Thursday’s favorite game? Hide and “week”!
Why do Thursdays make terrible poker players? Because they always fold before the weekend!
How do you make a Thursday more exciting? Just add a “Fri” at the beginning, and you’re ready for the weekend!
What did the alarm clock say to the snooze button on a Thursday morning? “You’re my best friend today!”
Why don’t Thursdays ever win at sports? Because they always get caught in a “week” defense!
What’s a Thursday’s favorite hobby? Playing “hangman” with the letters T-G-I-F!
Why did the coffee file a complaint on Thursday? It couldn’t espresso how tired it was of the workweek!
How do you greet a Thursday in style? With a “Hey, Friday’s just around the corner!”
What’s the secret to a successful Thursday afternoon meeting? Lots of coffee and pretending it’s already Friday!
Why did the calendar refuse to go to Thursday’s party? Because it heard it was a “weekday” affair!
What’s a Thursday’s favorite dance move? The “shuffle” to get closer to the weekend!
Why did the computer go to therapy on a Thursday? It had too many “issues” to sort out before the weekend!
What did one Thursday say to another when they met? “Let’s hang out just a little longer, Friday is still too far!”
How do you make a Thursday smile? Tell it a joke on Wednesday night, so it starts the day with laughter!
What do you call a snowman on a Thursday? A puddle.
What do you call a Thursday with an attitude? Pre-Friday!
Why did Thursday go to therapy? It couldn’t handle being so close to Friday all the time!
Why is Thursday never invited to parties? It always brings the mood down a day before the weekend!
Thursdays are like the middle child of the week – forgotten but still there!
What’s the best day to do math? Thursday, it’s right in the middle of the weak!
Why did the computer skip Thursday? It had a bad case of mid-week malfunctions!
What’s a Thursday’s favorite song? “Just one more day, it’s Friday I’m in love!”
Thursdays are like the awkward moments of the week – not quite there, not quite gone.
Did you hear about the restaurant that only serves food on Thursdays? It’s called “Thursdine!”
Why do Thursdays make terrible comedians? They always deliver their punchlines a day too late!
Why did Thursday refuse to play cards with the other days? It didn’t want to get caught in a “weak hand”!
How do Thursdays always manage to stay calm? They’re right in the middle of the week’s storm!
Thursdays are like the snooze button of life – just one more day before the real fun starts!
Why do Thursdays have a great sense of humor? They know how to find the funny side of being in-between!
What did Thursday say to the rest of the days? “I’m the cool day because I’m almost Friday!”
Why did Thursday break up with Tuesday? It wanted to be closer to Friday, and Tuesday was just too far!
Thursdays are like a roller coaster ride – full of ups and downs, but you’re glad it’s over soon!
Why did the calendar go on strike during Thursdays? It needed an extra weekend day for rest!
What’s a Thursday’s favorite sport? Running, because it’s always one step away from the weekend!
Thursday Jokes for the Office
Turn your office into a laughter zone with our Thursday office jokes. Spice up the workplace with humor tailored for the Thursday grind.
Why did the calendar bring a magnifying glass to work on Thursday?
Because it wanted to make it a “bigger” day!
Why did the office worker bring a ladder to work on Thursday?
Because he wanted to climb over the hump!
What did the paper say to the pen on Thursday?
“Let’s make this workday write!”
Why did the pencil stay late at work on Thursday?
Because it wanted to get the “point” across!
Why was the computer cold on Thursday?
Because it left its Windows open!
What did the Thursday say to the weekend?
“Hey, slow down! I’m not done yet!”
Why did the boss give everyone an extra hour for lunch on Thursday?
Because it’s important to chew over ideas slowly!
Why was the document cold on Thursday?
Because it was just a draft!
Why did the keyboard break up with the mouse on Thursday?
They just couldn’t click anymore!
Why did the email sign off with “See you next Thursday”?
Because it couldn’t wait for the end of the week!
Why did the coffee maker break down on Thursday?
Because it was tired of brewing every day!
Why was the stapler feeling down on Thursday?
It felt stuck in a rut!
What did the file say to the folder on Thursday?
“Let’s keep it together until Friday!”
Why was the office so quiet on Thursday?
Because everyone was focused on getting through the day!
Why did the accountant bring a calculator to work on Thursday?
To sum up the week’s progress!
Why did the office chair need a break on Thursday?
It was tired of being sat on!
What did the pen say to the pencil sharpener on Thursday?
“You really have a point!”
Why did the printer break down on Thursday?
Because it was overloaded with paperwork!
Why was the conference room full on Thursday?
Because everyone wanted to brainstorm before the weekend!
Why did the office plant look sad on Thursday?
It was wilting under the pressure!
Why did the copier feel stressed on Thursday?
It had too many copies to make!
Thursday Jokes for Work
Navigate the workday with a smile using our Thursday work jokes. Inject humor into your professional routine and make Thursday feel like a breeze.
Why did the calendar go to therapy?
Because it had too many “dates” to keep track of, especially on Thursdays!
What’s a Thursday’s favorite ice cream flavor?
Sundae!
Did you hear about the Wednesday that tried to be a Thursday?
It had an identity crisis – it just couldn’t “Fri” it out!
Why did the scarecrow attend therapy on a Thursday?
Because it had too many “corny” thoughts!
What did the coffee say to Thursday?
“You’re brew-tiful!”
How do you organize a space party on a Thursday?
You “planet” ahead!
What’s a Thursday’s favorite superhero?
The “Flash”!
What do you call a bear with no teeth on a Thursday?
A “gummy” bear!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants on a Thursday?
In case he got a hole in one!
What’s a Thursday’s favorite sport?
Bowling – it’s right up its “alley”!
Why did the computer go to therapy on a Thursday?
It had too many “bytes” of stress!
What’s a Thursday’s favorite rock band?
“The Rolling Stones”!
How do you fix a broken tuba on a Thursday?
With a “tuba” glue!
Why was the math book sad on a Thursday?
Because it had too many problems!
How does a Thursday apologize?
It says, “Sari-today!”
What did the salad say on a Thursday?
“Lettuce romaine friends!”
Why did the scarecrow become a stand-up comedian on Thursdays?
Because it was “outstanding” in its field!
What’s a Thursday’s favorite fruit?
Blue-“berries”!
Why did the music teacher go broke on a Thursday?
Because she lost her “cents”!
How do you make a tissue dance on a Thursday?
You put a little “boogie” in it!
What’s a Thursday’s favorite holiday?
April “fools” day!
Why did the tomato turn to the dark side on a Thursday?
Because it couldn’t resist the “force”!
How do you catch a squirrel on a Thursday?
Climb a tree and act like a “nut”!
What’s a Thursday’s favorite type of cheese?
“Gouda”!
Why did the bicycle fall over on a Thursday?
Because it was “two-tired” from the week!
What did one Thursday say to the other?
“You crack me up!”
Why did the scarecrow win an award on a Thursday?
Because it was outstanding in its “field” of jokes!
What do you call a bee that comes on a Thursday?
A “humor” bee!
What’s a Thursday’s favorite dessert?
“Pie”-day!
What’s a Thursday’s favorite song?
“Don’t Stop Believing” by Journey – it’s all about the weekend!
What’s a Thursday’s favorite instrument?
The “bass” guitar!
What’s a Thursday’s favorite movie genre?
“Comedy” – it loves a good laugh!
What’s a Thursday’s favorite snack?
“Pretzel” – it loves to twist things up!
Why did the tomato turn red on a Thursday?
Because it saw the salad dressing, and it was “vine-giddy”!
What’s a Thursday’s favorite drink?
“Java” – it needs that caffeine kick!
Why did the scarecrow become a detective on a Thursday?
Because it wanted to “stalk” some clues!
Thursday Jokes for Adults
Unwind with our collection of Thursday jokes tailored for adults. These humor gems are perfect for a mature audience looking to add some spice to their Thursday.
Thursday is perhaps the worst day of the week.
It’s nothing in itself; it just reminds you that the week has been going on too long.
Do you know what kind of bird doesn’t fly on Fridays?
A one that died on Thursday…
My cousin decided to try parkour, so he jumped off a single floor hotel. Anyway, to make a long story short
Would’ve helped. Funeral’s Thursday.
What do the French call a bad Thursday?
A tra-jeudi.
What do you call a Thursday that feels a bit off?
Thirst-day, because it’s always craving the weekend.
What’s the worst that might happen on Friday?
You realize its Thursday.
Why did Thursday go to therapy?
It was suffering from a serious case of almost-Friday syndrome!
Which kind of bird does not fly on Fridays?
A one that died on a Thursday.
What is the busiest day for a chiropractor?
Throwback Thursday.
How was your ear operation?
Thursday.
Why are Thursdays the most useless days?
Because it only exists as a reminder that it’s been a really long week and it’s still not over.
What is the other name of Thursday?
Day 4 of the hostage situation.
What do they call the Hunger Games in Ethiopia?
Thursday.
What is Loki’s least favorite day of the week?
Thor’s Day.
I like listening to Classical music on Thursdays.
I call it Throw-Bach Thursdays.
What do procrastinators do on Thursdays?
They decide that they are gonna stop procrastinating next Thursday!
Which days start with a ‘T’ other than Tuesdays and Thursdays?
Today and Tomorrow.
What is Thriday?
That moment when Thursday starts to feel a lot like a Friday.
Why should Mother’s Day fall on Thursday and not Sunday?
So that mothers can say, “It’s mo’Thursday.”
What was the trouble with Peter’s new girlfriend?
Peter’s new girlfriend works as a bin lady. He can’t remember if he’s supposed to take her out Wednesday or Thursday.
What did the employee say when the boss demanded the reason for coming late to work 4 times that week?
He replied, “Because it’s only Thursday.”
What is Thanksgiving called in England?
Thursday.
Do you want to get a sundae?
No thanks, it’s only Thursday.
Why shouldn’t you cut your hair on a Wednesday?
Because the next day is grow back Thursday.
How do you confuse someone?
Ladders on a Thursday!
What happens when the fattest person on Earth dies?
The cremation will be next Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday.
On which day of the week do you drink the most water?
Thursday.
Why are physicists having such a difficult time determining why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?
Causal Fridays.
Which day of the week sees the highest sales of soft drinks?
Thursday.
Remember the farmers who were to attend a meeting on Thursday morning?
None of them turnip.
When my brother and I were kids, our parents had Thursday penciled in as “date night”.
That’s the night we had to eat all the expired food in the fridge.
Why do some every Thursday sit back and appreciate life?
They sure do love Thoreau Back Thursdays.
Why is it risky to jerk off to your Instagram feed on a Thursday?
Sometimes girls don’t post throwbacks.
I only work on Wednesdays, Thursdays, and Fridays.
And people are like “WTF?”
Why does Thursday beat Saturday?
Because Saturday is weakened
Wednesday and Thursday were named after the Norse Gods Odin and Thor…
And if you really enjoy facts about Norse Gods then today is your Loki-day!
Thursday Jokes for Kids
Make Thursdays fun for the little ones with our kid-friendly jokes. These lighthearted jests are sure to bring giggles and smiles to your children.
Why did the calendar feel bad on Thursday?
Because it heard Friday was going to be a lot cooler!
What do you get when you cross a Thursday with a day off?
A long weekend!
Why did the teacher have to go home early on Thursday?
Because she had a first day of school cold!
Why did Thursday get arrested?
Because it was caught skipping Wednesday!
What’s the best way to remember what day it is during the week?
Just look Thursday it!
Why is Thursday a superhero?
Because it’s followed by Friday and saves your weekend!
Why don’t they play cards on Thursdays?
Because it’s the day before Friday!
What do you call a Thursday without a coffee?
A depresso!
Why did the yogi skip Thursday’s practice?
They needed to get in touch with their inner Fri-day!
Why did the golfer go to the bank on Thursday?
He needed to make a hole in one!
Why did Thursday go to the doctor?
It had a week heart!
What do you call a person who loves Thursdays?
A weekday warrior!
What kind of music do they play on Thursdays in Turkey?
Kebab-ly music!
Why did Thursday break up with Wednesday?
It was turning into a weak relationship!
Why did the chicken cross the road on Thursday?
To get to Fry-day!
Why don’t they let the calendar take a break on Thursdays?
It can’t handle a day off!
Why did the dog have to go on a diet on Thursdays?
He was having too much ‘pawty-ing’ on the weekends!
Why don’t they make movies about Thursdays?
Because they’re just not exciting enough!
Thursday Jokes and Puns
Puns and playful humor await! Dive into a collection of Thursday jokes and puns that combine clever wordplay with a dash of lightheartedness for a delightful experience.
Why did the banana go out on Thursday night? Because it wanted to get ‘peeled’.
Why do birds need a break on Thursdays? So they can ‘tweet’ their thoughts.
Thursday is the day to take risks – it’s ‘thirsty’ for adventure!
Thursday is like a delicious sandwich – it’s the ‘meat’ of the week.
Why is Thursday the most electric day of the week? Because it’s ‘shocking’ how close we are to the weekend.
What do you call a Thursday with a cold? A ‘sick day’.
Thursday is like a warm blanket – it’s comforting to know the weekend is ‘knocking’.
Why is Thursday like a pencil? It’s ‘pointing’ towards the weekend.
Thursday is like a fine wine – it’s ‘cellar’brating the end of the week.
Why did the computer get excited on Thursday? It was ‘processing’ the weekend plans.
Thursday is like a plant – it’s ‘growing’ closer to the end of the week.
Why is Thursday like a drum? It’s ‘beating’ out the rhythm to the weekend.
Thursday is like a marathon – it’s the ‘milestone’ of the week.
Why is Thursday like a dog? It’s ‘fetching’ for the weekend.
Thursday is like a TV show – it’s the ‘preview’ to the weekend’s entertainment.
Why did the chair get tired on Thursday? It was ‘seat’-ing too close to the weekend.
Thursday is like a garden – it’s ‘blooming’ with possibilities for the weekend.
Why is Thursday like a clock? It’s ‘ticking’ away the minutes until the weekend.
Thursday is like a magnet – we’re ‘attracted’ to the weekend.
Why did the book feel relieved on Thursday? It was ‘chapter’-ing closer to the weekend.
Why did the clock get punished? It tocked too much, even on a Thursday.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party? Because he had no body to go with, even on a Thursday.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything on a Thursday!
Why did the banker quit his job? He lost interest, even on a Thursday.
Why did the farmer go to the gym? To work on his calf-raises, on a Thursday.
Why didn’t the smartphone ever play baseball? Because it always had a low battery, even on a Thursday!
Why did the lemon go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little sour, on a Thursday.
Why did the book join a library? It wanted more book-shaped friends, even on a Thursday.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta, on a Thursday!
Why didn’t the grape go to college? Its parents couldn’t raisin enough money, even on a Thursday.
What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts, on a Thursday.
Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it’s too far to walk, even on a Thursday.
Why did the soccer ball feel depressed? Because it always got kicked around, on a Thursday.
Why don’t dogs make good dancers? Because they have two left feet, even on a Thursday!
Why did the ice cube go to the doctor? It was feeling a little waterlogged, even on a Thursday.
Final Thoughts
High fives all around!
We’ve had a blast sharing these hilarious Thursday jokes, but now it’s your turn. Which joke left you snickering or doubled over with laughter?
The comment section is your stage – share your go-to jokes about Thursday, or let us in on the one that brightened your day.
This is no monologue; it’s a comedy club, and you’re the star performer. Your reflections might just spark more laughter in others, too!
Let’s make every Thursday a celebration of humor. Thank you for reading & sharing the jokes!
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