Feeling a bit down? Let our door jokes be the pick-me-up you need!
These jokes about doors aren’t just amusing; they’re convincing evidence that laughter can turn any day around.
Doors become more than just wood and hinges; they become the sources of genuine smiles. Convince yourself that a good laugh is just a joke away.
Open the door to our collection and let these convincing quips bring a bit of brightness to your day.
Best Door Jokes
Don’t be a knob—enjoy these best door jokes that swing open the door to a world of laughter and amusement!
I’m such a door-knob that I can’t remember my own password.
The problem with France is that they always want to cut off their doors.
Don’t be a dunce, let’s bolt out of here!
My neighbor said he wanted to close the door on his problems, but I told him that’s not how you handle your issues.
I told my son that he better keep his priorities straight and stop being Javan timid about everything.
I hate closed doors. It’s like they’re jammed up or something.
My door is so old, I think its knob ling.
I always try to be non-judgmental towards doors, but sometimes you just have to take a penalty.
It’s nice to knock on the door before entering, but sometimes I can’t help being pushy.
Being a bathroom stall door must be tough, everyone tries to peek at you while you’re trying to do your business.
My friend who’s a handyman said the customer wanted him to split the door 50/50, but he told him not to be a door age.
My friend who’s a carpenter said he was proud of his work because he was going to hinge his hat on it.
I always ask people to take their shoes off before they step foot in my room, but they always give me a foot in the door.
I always feel open and shut about my decisions.
The door was so rusty, it creaked oil me!
The door handle was sticky, I found it hard to grasp reality.
I painted the door red, to avoid any door-to-door salesmen.
The bathroom door was feeling flush with success.
The door was mad, it wanted to slam its head against the wall.
The door’s lock decided to unlock itself, talk about self-discovery!
The door was so wide, it had a split personality.
The revolving door was off-balance, it needed some door-namic balancing.
The wooden door was so old, it had many doors of experience.
The door knob was on the downside, I had to reach new door-heights to open it.
Funny Door Jokes
Turn the handle of joy and step into a realm of laughter with these funny door jokes. From puns to punchlines, these will leave you in stitches.
Why don’t doors talk to each other?
Because they’re always locked in their own world.
What is a door’s favorite holiday?
Hinge-iving.
What did the door say to the walls?
Do you mind if I swing this way?
Why did the door start writing poetry?
To express its inner self-closing emotions.
What does the door say to the walls when it’s feeling claustrophobic?
I need some space to hinge around.
The door to my bedroom is like my love life, never fully closed
Door knocking jokes aren’t really my thing, but knock yourself out!
Why did the door get a pet snake?
To hiss the entrance to anyone who tried to come in uninvited.
What do you call a door that’s really excited?
An en-doors-iast.
Why did the door win the race?
Because it had a fast-en-ating time.
Did you hear about the door that always gets locked?
It’s a real knob-tease.
What does a door say when it’s enjoying some peace and quiet?
Ahh, I love the sound of being closed!
Why did the door bring a dictionary to class?
To knob- up on its vocabulary.
It’s always a struggle deciding between a hinge to the left or hinge to the right.
I call it a swinger’s dilemma.
There’s nothing like a good door handle to help me get a grip.
Short Door Jokes
Skip the lengthy setup and enjoy the swift charm of these short door jokes. Quick laughs are guaranteed to brighten your day, one punchline at a time!
Why did the door wear glasses?
To improve its hinges-ight.
Why should you never trust a revolving door?
It’s always up to something.
The door was offended when I called it a jar, it’s feeling was a-hinged.
I heard the mute door fraternized with a window, they’ve been silent partners ever since.
We should never take doors for granted, they’re always here for us whether we push or pull.
Why did the criminal install a secret door?
He wanted to keep ajar from the law.
The door wouldn’t stop talking, so I had to put a stop hinge to it.
Why did the burglar break into the door factory?
He wanted to get his foot in the door.
What happened to the door that escaped from prison?
It’s on the lam-b.
Why do people from Tennessee have trouble with doors?
They keep trying to enter a Knob-ville.
That door-to-door salesman was so persuasive, I almost bought his knock-knock jokes.
My friend’s house has a fortified door that’s bulletproof and not very welcoming, a real turnoff.
I’ve been trying to figure out which door to use at the escape room, but I don’t want to open up a can of mystery.
That door has been creaking for as long as I can remember, it needs to buy some oil shares.
Why did the thief break into a car dealership?
He was looking for a door prize.
Knock Knock Door Jokes
Curiosity knocking? Answer the door to a world of humor with these knock-knock jokes. Quick, quirky, and sure to leave you grinning.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive the way you open doors!
Knock-knock,
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s only a door joke.
Door Jokes One Liners
No need for a grand entrance—these door jokes one-liners cut straight to the comedy chase. Get ready to chuckle with these bite-sized quips!
I asked the door for some space, it told me it was door-mantled affairs.
It was an easy-to-open door but it couldn’t close its mouth.
Why did the door shrink?
It underwent trans-Tours-mation.
Whenever someone tells me to hold the door, I can’t help but think of Hodor.
The trapdoor was on the roof, it was truly a lofty goal.
When you open a door, do you sometimes hear it whisper to you?
It’s because it wants to get closer to the doorway.
The garage door was a bit tone-deaf and kept raising its voice.
If you befriend enough doors, you might just become the key master.
When it comes to doors, some slam while others keep it in the frame.
It’s all about finding the right balance.
It’s important to always keep your door locked, because you never know who might be willing to push your buttons.
If you’re brave enough to knock, I’m brave enough to answer.
Just beware of what might be behind Door Number Three.
Who needs a fancy keycard when you have the ultimate access… a working doorknob.
Doors, like people, come in all shapes and sizes.
There’s no such thing as a one-size-fits-all entrance.
My front door is always open for unexpected visitors, but my bedroom door… not so much.
Are you locked out?
Don’t worry, I’m a master of busting a move when it comes to stubborn doors.
I told my door about my upcoming date, but I don’t think it was listening.
It seemed like it had its own hinge to attend to.
Every time I fix a jammed door, I feel like I’ve got a real lock on things.
My door wants me to tell you that it’s looking forward to getting more visitors than just the UPS guy.
Clean Door Jokes
Enjoy the gentle humor behind these door jokes—clean, crisp, and perfect for a laugh that leaves no room for anything but smiles and good vibes.
I was going to tell you a joke about a broken door, but it was locked.
Why did the door have to take a sick day?
Because it had hinge-aids.
Why did the door refuse to open?
Because it was shy.
What did the door say to the wall?
I’ll handle this one, you just stand there and wait your turn.
Why did the door go on vacation?
To get a handle on things.
Why did the door run away in fear?
Because it heard someone say, ‘Here’s Johnny!’
Why did the door get a ticket?
Because it was parked in the no-entry zone.
Why did the door get a job in security?
Because it wanted to latch on to something stable.
What did the door say to the light?
Don’t give up on me yet, I’ll hinge our hopes on something else.
Why did the door get mad?
Because people kept slamming it.
Why was the door embarrassed?
Because it couldn’t find the keyhole in the dark.
Why did the door go to the therapist?
Because it had a problem opening up.
Why did the door go to the doctor?
Because it was squeaking.
What did the door say when it fell off its hinges?
Oh, no! This is the final straw.
Why did the door say ‘ouch’?
Because someone slammed it.
Why did the door get into an argument?
Because someone tried to lock horns with it.
Why did the door feel lonely?
Because it was a-latch-ic.
Dirty Door Jokes
Crack a grin with these door jokes that add a hint of mischief to the mix. Slightly dirty yet still tastefully humorous—perfect for a playful laugh.
My next door neighbour is an inconsiderate asshole.
He knocked on my door at 3AM last night!! 3AM!!
Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
My next door neighbor with massive boobs keeps walking around the backyard topless.
I wish his wife would do the same.
The young couple next door to me recently made a sex tape.
I mean they do not know it yet.
I held the door open for an old Japanese man, and he said “Sank you!”
Being able to understand his heavy accent, I replied “You’re welcome.”
He laughs and says “No, you misunderstand, I am taunting you about Pearl Harbor.”
A lawyer parks his sportscar on the side of a busy road.
As soon as he opens the door to get out, BOOOM, an eighteen wheeler takes the driver side door clean off.
The lawyer gets out, sees the damage and immediately starts cursing the world “ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!! I JUST PAID THEIS BITCH OFF!!! TOP OF THE LINE EVERYTHING, AND NOW IT IS RUINED!!!!! WHY GOD, WHY ME!?!?!?!”
As he continues on his tirade, a bike cop pulls up, and says the the lawyer, “you know, you’re so concerned about your precious car, that you haven’t even stopped to notice that your arm came off with the door.”
The lawyer, realizing that the cop was right, shouts, “MY GODDAMED ROLEX!!!!!”
Guy hears about a prostitute at a local motel, so he goes and knocks on the door …
A voice answers, asking what he wants.
GUY: “I want to get fucked.”
Voice: “Sure, slide $20 under the door.”
The guy slides it under, stands and waits. After a few minutes pass and the door still hasn’t opened, he knocks again…
Guy: “I said, I’m here to get fucked!”
Voice: “What, again?”
A guy was in an elevator one day & noticed an attractive woman running to make it before the door closed.
He held the door for her to get in and then politely asked her what floor?
3rd floor she replied, I come here once a month to donate blood & they pay me $50.
That’s a coincidence said the guy because I come here once a month myself, donate semen & they pay me $200.
Just then the elevator door opened & the woman stepped out.
The next month the guy was in the same elevator & noticed the same woman running to make it in.
He held the door and as she stepped in he said I remember you, 3rd floor right?
With her mouth completely full she looked at him & said mph, mph, fif floor.
A Nun was taking a bath when there was a knock at the door.
“Who is it?” She asked.
The voice back replies “It’s the blind man, can I come in?”
The Nun thinks for a moment and says “yes that’s fine”. The door opens and the man says.
Nice tits, where you want me to hang the blinds?
A woman buys a mirror and hangs it on the bathroom door.
While getting undressed she says, Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bra size 44! There’s a blinding flash of light and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what’s happened and they both return to the bathroom.
The husband crosses his fingers and says, Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my penis touch the foor! Suddenly, there’s another blinding flash of light and his legs fall off.
Some asshole knocked on my door today, telling me I needed to be saved or else I would burn. I told him to fuck off.
Stupid fireman.
A sales guy rings the doorbell on a house, and the door is opened by a 12 year old, holding a glass of cognac and smoking a cigar.
The sales guy is a bit stunned, but plows forward and asks, “Is your dad home?”
The kid replies, “What the fuck do you think?”
Lady jumps out of the shower and door bell rings…
“Who is it?” she yells, trying to find her robe.
“It’s the blind man”
The lady goes to the door topless and opens it.
“Nice tits lady! Now, where do you want your blinds installed?”
I tried being polite by holding the door open for a lady.
She kept yelling, “I’m peeing in here!”
What a bitch.
I came out my front door this morning to see my neighbour frantically trying to scrub off the word “PEDO” that had been spray painted on his front window.
“What’s been going on John?”‘ I asked.
“Fucking kids,” came his mumbled reply.
Dirty bastard.
A vacuum cleaner salesman came to my door, poured a bag of dog shit on my carpet and said, “Sir, if this vacuum can’t clean it completely, I’ll eat whatever’s left.”
I said, “I hope you’re hungry ’cause they cut off the electricity this morning.”
Door Jokes for Adults
These door jokes are not your average knock-knocks. Geared towards an adult audience, they offer a witty and sometimes risqué take on humor for those who appreciate a bit of spice.
The pro of being a door is that I get a new coat of paint every year.
I tried to cheer up my sad friend by telling him that when one door closes, another one opens.
The thief mistakenly robbed a revolving door and got stuck in an endless loop.
It’s hard to argue with a door that’s already framed its worldview.
I need to stop living out of a suitcase and learn to create a home for myself.
He was locked out of his car, but at least he had a breakthrough moment when he realized he had the key to his house.
The door was so old, it needed knoblin rejuvenation.
I don’t need to search for the key to success, I have a master key.
The burglar held the door open for me, but it was a trap.
I was hoping for a door prize, but all I got was a wooden cube with a hole in it.
I saw a door that was open but closed-minded.
When the door went missing, I had to latch ditch efforts to find it.
I was stumped when the door told me to pull and push simultaneously.
I couldn’t find the doorbell, it was camouflaged in the bell tower.
I tried to unlock the revolving door with a deadbolt.
Door Jokes for Kids
These door jokes are the key to a treasure chest of smiles for kids. Join the fun with jokes that are light-hearted, entertaining, and perfect for little comedians!
Door college is where doors go to get degrees in molecular locks.
I bet you can’t find the hidden door pun in this sentence, it’s behind the bookcase.
Why did the door break up with its key?
Because it felt like it was being locked out of the relationship.
The doorbell stopped working, so we had to resort to knock humor.
Why did the teacher bring a door to class?
She wanted to try a new approach.
Why did the door go to art school?
To learn how to paint its doorframe of mind.
That door is always there for me, I guess you could call it my support system.
What do you call a door that can sing?
A dorito.
Why did the door go to college?
To get the key-education it needed.
Why did the door get angry with the floor?
Because the floor kept making creak jokes.
What is a door’s favorite type of pizza?
Pane-eroni.
Why did the door get a job at the gym?
To bulk up its door-able muscles.
Why did the door need therapy?
Because it had a lot of hinges to work through.
Why did the door start a band?
Because it was sick of being a solo act.
What kind of exercise does a door do?
The hinge press.
Door Jokes and Puns
Turn the handle of hilarity with these door jokes and puns. Each one is a clever play on words, offering a key to unlock laughter and a floodgate of pun-filled joy!
The door gave me a dirty look, but I promised to handle it.
I unlocked the door and felt such a sense of latch liberation.
When I painted the door red, it was a real pane.
I asked the door what the future held and it said, more hinges.
Whenever I’m feeling down, I always take a knob at the door.
Every time I try to lock the door, I bolt.
I thought the door was closed, but it was just a window of opportunity.
The door was so heavy, I couldn’t handle it. It was a knobstacle.
The carpenter really knows how to handle a knob.
The door was in such good shape, I couldn’t hinge my bets.
When the door locked behind me, I had to put up a good defense.
I saw the doorbell, then I rang and bolted.
Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, unless you’re into that kind of thing.
I met a door with a great personality, but it was really dense.
When the door said, push, I pulled a muscle.
Final Thoughts
Closing the door on our jokes doesn’t signify an end; it marks the optimistic beginning of a perpetual joy ride.
These door jokes have shown us that even the simplest act of laughter can radiate positivity.
The celebration doesn’t have to stop here. Grab your party hats because these jokes about doors have turned the ordinary into extraordinary fun.
Share the optimism, share the laughs, and let every chuckle be a reminder that even the smallest act can fill our lives with boundless optimism.
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