Laughter, an ageless elixir, transcends cultural boundaries, and hilarious Indian jokes are a testament to this universal truth.
This curated collection offers a delightful exploration of Indian humor, capturing the essence of daily life with a comedic twist.
These jokes about Indians promise not just amusement but a shared experience that bridges gaps and fosters connection.
Get ready to explore the vibrant and diverse landscape of Indian humor, where each joke becomes a window into the heart of Indian culture.
Best Indian Jokes
Indulge in the crème de la crème of Indian humor with the Best Indian Jokes. From timeless classics to contemporary gems, this collection guarantees a joyous ride through the heart of laughter, transcending cultural boundaries with each punchline.
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
DigDeep.
What do Indian hip-hop artists eat?
Rice Rice baby.
What did the Indian child say to his mother when he departed for school?
Mum-bai!
Why do some Indians have a red dot on their head?
Because they are recording.
What could you call a couple of Indians on a dating website?
Connect the dots.
How does an Indian open his car?
He can’t because he can’t afford one.
What country did the Indians invent?
Korea (Curry-a).
What do you call a cringy Indian man?
A Cringian.
How do you blow up an Indian person?
You press the red button on their head.
What is the most endangered creature in India?
The baby girl
Why do Indians gamble so much?
So they can reclaim their land.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Because they worship cows.
What did the Indian say to the slow runner?
Curry up!
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
What did the Indian say to the cow?
I love you, moo than anything
What do you call an Indian person not starving of hunger?
A surprise.
A man walks into an Indian restaurant and asks for the menu.
However, the waiter gives him the heads up that their restaurant needs him to sign an agreement before seeing the meny.
The man gets handed a white sheet that says “You can order Naan in our restaurant” with a space for the customer to sign and date.
The customer, surprised, asks “Why do you ask people to sign this? This doesn’t make sense”.
The waiter responds “look, let’s get this done and I can show you our menu… just sign our Naan-Disclosure Agreement”.
Why do Indian people have bad tempers?
Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn’t have a cow so they threw a tantrum instead.
What is an Indian chippendale called?
Dan Singh.
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
Two Indians went to a special restaurant.
They ordered parathas with curry.
Why did John eat curry?
I don’t know. Ask John.
What do u call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?
A depressed Indian boy.
How much curry can an Indian eat?
Until his red dot explodes.
Funny Indian Jokes
Lighten your day with a dose of humor! Funny Indian Jokes take everyday experiences and infuse them with comedic brilliance. This collection aims to uplift your spirits through genuine and relatable humor.
How can Indians keep their milk fresh?
Don’t milk the cow. Leave it in the cow!
What do you call an Indian man in a sports car?
Someone in a ‘curry hurry’.
When is the best time to hang out with an Indian?
When your nose is stuffy so you avoid the smell.
What do you call an Indian going through the trash can?
RUMAJINGG
If an Indian was a machine, what would you call it?
The Curry Muncher 2000.
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was one brave sucker.
What OS does an Indian scammer use?
Window Licker XP.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To run away from the Pakistani.
What’s the most common job in India?
Becoming a scammer.
What do you call bread from India?
It’s Naan of your business.
What do you call an Indian man who can’t stop looking around?
Glansingh.
What did the half-eaten Naan say?
“I wish I was puri.”
What do you call a dinosaur that eats curry?
Mega-Sore-Arse.
The Indian bet all of his money and lost.
He only lost $1 dollar.
Who did the Indian call when he got a virus on his computer?
He called his boss.
What’s the second most common currency in India?
Microsoft Gift Cards.
How do Indians get paid?
Apple Gift Cards.
What was the Indian for Halloween?
An IRS agent.
How fast is the curry going?
In a hurry to the curry man.
What do you call an uneducated male Indian?
Anshu-man.
What did the Indian person say to the slow lady?
Curry up.
What can you give to an Indian to put them in a good mood?
Gift Cards and Curry.
What can you call an Indian airplane that comes back?
A Boomerang
What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
Surrender their troops.
Why does India have such a large population?
Because they never stop spawning.
Hilarious Indian Jokes
Prepare for sidesplitting laughter as you explore Hilarious Indian Jokes that capture the essence of joy in Indian life. No matter where you are on the globe, these jokes promise to tickle your funny bone with their witty observations and clever twists.
Did you watch the Indian version of ‘How I Met Your Mother’?
There’s just one episode and it is about the wedding.
What do they call T-Rex in India?
Chai-Rex.
Why was India surprised by the Brexit vote?
They didn’t know you could get Britain to leave by voting.
A Dentist was conducting a global survey ‘How long do you use your Toothbrush?’
Chinese: 3 months…!
American: 1 month…!
Indian: There is no fixed time limit doctor, it may be years…!!! Initially we use it for brushing our teeth; then we use it for dying our hair, cleaning comb, cleaning ornaments, cleaning machine parts of our vehicles, cleaning the dirt in between two tiles in bathroom etc etc. Then when there are no bristles left on the brush, still we do not throw it doctor. we start using it for pushing drawstings in our Pajamas & Petticoats!
What is the three most well known languages in India?
They are English, Hindi, and… JavaScript.
Why aren’t broken bones a problem in India?
Everyone is already in a caste.
What is the difference between India and USA?
An Indian would introduce himself as, “I grew up with 5 brothers and 3 sisters”.
An American would say, “I grew up with 5 mothers and 3 fathers”.
What do you call an illogical joke about Indian food?
A naan sequitur.
What do you call a man who is half-Indian?
Ian.
We’ve all heard about Russian Roulette but how many of you have heard about Indian Roulette?
They give you a flute and six large deadly cobras. And one of the cobras is deaf.
The Indian lady at the store was dressed very elegantly.
“Wow, that’s a beautiful dress!” an American said.
She answered, “Saree…”
“No, don’t be sorry! It looks very nice!”
What does Darth Vader order at Indian restaurants?
Lots of naan, naan, naan, naan naan naan, naan naan naan.
Why did an Indian chef become a comedian?
Because he knew how to spice up a joke.
Where do Indians get their ham?
Coldcutta.
Did you hear about Johnny’s wife who left him for an Indian guy?
He knows he’s going to treat her well, he heard they worship cows.
How do you get from India to China?
Use the Alex Fraser Bridge!
How do you get from India to Korea?
Take the Port Mann!
How can you tell India Indians from Native American Indians?
One smells like curry, the other smells like extinction.
How does an Indian girl tell her family she will be wearing a Western dress to her wedding?
“Sorry, not Sari.”
Why Indians can’t win a football match?
When ever they get a corner, they put up a shop there!
When Indians feel ill, what do they do?
They use their Sikh leave.
Did you hear about a boy who was born to an Indian, Chinese, Irish, and Italian grandmother?
They couldn’t settle on a name until it hit them. They named him Ravi O. Lee.
What is the difference between an Indian restaurant and a Vietnamese restaurant?
Indian places are naan profit, Vietnamese places are pho profit.
Why doesn’t India celebrate halloween?
No Gandhi.
A foreigner asked an Indian man, “Why do Indian women have red dot on their foreheads?”
Indian man replied, “Because they record everything..”
Why Indian aunties are dangerous to your privacy?
Because desi everything.
What did the Indian chip say to the melted cheese at the dance party?
“Let’s Nacho!”
How can you tell the difference between an Indian and an African elephant?
One of them is an elephant.
Why are Indian sandwiches so good?
Because of the New Delhi that opened up.
What do you call a martial artist who works at an Indian restaurant?
Bruce Ghee.
Did you hear about the kid author who played an Indian food dice game?
Rolled Dhal.
A man walks into an Indian restaurant.
“Have you ever ordered here before?” inquires the waitress.
“No, I haven’t,” the man says.
“We’re a little different here,” the waiter continues. “Before you order, please read and sign this form,” he says, handing the man a piece of paper.
The man squints at the paper and reads the single words, “We have naan here.” The man glanced up, bewildered, and inquired as to why he had to sign this useless statement.
The waiter replied, impatiently, “Just sign the naan disclosure agreement and we can move on.”
Why doesn’t Yelp remove fake reviews of Indian restaurants?
Because everyone likes a little naan fiction.
What do you call an Indian person who doesn’t live in India?
An outdian.
How are the actors and actresses chosen in Indian movies?
The cast system.
What is the perfect tool for making good Indian flat bread?
it’s a naan stick pan.
What is Indian children’s favorite playground game?
Hide and Sikh.
Did you hear about the Indian who had to sleep in the hotel lobby?
He didn’t have a reservation.
A nice Indian woman gets up mid-flight to the US and shouts, “Is there a doctor here?”
A nice, serious guy approaches her quickly and tells her, “I am. What is the problem?”
She replies, “Do you want to meet my daughter?”
What’s the name of the best Indian restaurant in Kansas?
Curry On Wayward Son.
What do you call someone who delivers Indian food?
A currier.
What happened to the Indian who drank too much tea?
He drowned in his teapee.
Why were the Indians in America first?
Because they had reservations.
A white guy, a black guy, an Indian, an Asi*n woman, and a girl in a wheelchair walk into a bar.
They are celebrating being on the cover of a middle school math book.
What do you call an Indian and an Asi*n baby?
A Curryean.
A teen went to get a tattoo of an Indian on his back.
Halfway through he said, “Don’t forget to put a big tomahawk in his hand.”
The tattooist said, “Hang on pal, I’ve only just finished his turban.”
How do Indian chefs defend themselves?
With Naan-chuks.
What do you call a hot Indian girl?
Bomb Bae.
Did you hear about the Indian boxer that defeated his opponents with wordplay?
He was known as Punjab.
What’s the name of the Indian Tightrope Walker?
Balansingh.
What did mutter say to paneer?
“Tu cheese badi hai mast mast.”
What do you call an Indian who has a phone with a low battery?
Charjit.
An Indian shop owner is on his deathbed in a hospital.
His family pays him a visit when he awakens from a deep sleep. In a haze, he glances around the room and shouts out to them.
“Padma, my beautiful wife, are you here?” she asks. “Yes, my husband, I am here,” she responds.
“Kajol, my daughter, are you here?” “Yes, father,” his daughter says.
“Suren, My son, are you here?” “Yes, father,” his son says.
“Well, if all of you are here, then who is looking after the bloody shop,” yells the father.
What do you call Indian Banana bread?
Banaan.
Why are there no good Indian actors?
Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.
Why did the Indian man cross the road?
To curry favor.
What do Indian vocalists do?
They Singh.
What do you call the Indian member of an Indie band?
An Indie-an.
What do you call an Indian electrician?
Ashok.
Why did Indians use to ride elephants from place to place?
They had great trunk space.
What is the ancient Indian book on getting internet points called?
Karma Sutra.
What do you call an Indian woman who pushed her father off a cliff?
Push-Pa.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
CURRY in a hurry.
What do you call Indian food that makes graffiti?
Vandaloo.
What do you call an Indian prisoner?
Shankit.
What does the dot on the forehead of an Indian girl signify?
It’s a placeholder for the name of their domain!
Why did the old man leave an extra tip at the Indian restaurant?
He was sheikhing to curry flavour.
Why is India a very peaceful country?
Because nobody has any beef over there.
An Indian cab driver picked up a Japanese man from a hotel.
Along the way, they saw a Honda motorcycle overtake the taxicab and the Japanese guy said, “Motorcycle very fast, made in Japan.” Then a Toyota car overtook the taxicab and the Japanese guy said, “Car very fast, made in Japan.”
When they reached the destination the fare was 1500 rupees. The Japanese man thought the ride would only cost 500 rupees. He asked the driver why the ride was so expensive.
The driver said, “Meter very fast, made in India.”
What’s the one, secret ingredient that makes Indian food so good?
Naan ya business.
What do you call an Indian with one leg?
Balan Singh.
Why can you claim your Indian Bread company as a charity tax deduction?
It’s a Naan Profit Organization.
Kim Kardashian arrives in India for the first time, she walks out of the airport, and to her surprise, everyone on the streets stops, turns towards her, and kneels in humility and reverence.
Little did she know, they worship cows over there!
What do you call Indian coffee?
A Kapur-chino!
What do you call a Bollywood fish?
Salmon Khan.
What are the degrees of egoism in Tamil Nadu?
I, Iyer, Iyengar.
Knock Knock Indian Jokes
Who’s there? Discover the answer with our Knock Knock Indian Jokes. Adding a playful spin to cultural idiosyncrasies, these jokes invite you to embrace surprise and laughter, making them a delightful addition to any comedic repertoire.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yogurt.
Yogurt who?
Yogurt to know, I’ve always wanted to visit India!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Raja.
Raja who?
Raja good question, but I don’t have an answer!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Curry.
Curry who?
Curry up and let me in, it’s freezing out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ganesha.
Ganesha who?
Ganesha lot of jokes, but this one’s the best!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Punjab.
Punjab who?
Punjab you glad you opened the door?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chai.
Chai who?
Chai-nce you’ll laugh at this one!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Taj.
Taj who?
Taj a look, it’s a beautiful sunset!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Samosa.
Samosa who?
Samosa up and let me in, it’s getting dark!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bollywood.
Bollywood who?
Bollywood ever forget this joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Delhi.
Delhi who?
Delhi-cious meal waiting for you inside!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Naan.
Naan who?
Naan of your business!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mango.
Mango who?
Mango away, I’m trying to open the door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Karma.
Karma who?
Karma chameleon, I come and go!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ghee.
Ghee who?
Ghee up, this joke is hilarious!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sari.
Sari who?
Sari I’m late, I got stuck in traffic!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Biryani.
Biryani who?
Biryani more jokes for you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thali.
Thali who?
Thali-t me a good joke, please!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Raita.
Raita who?
Raita back at ya!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mango lassi.
Mango lassi who?
Mango lassi you open the door already?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jalebi.
Jalebi who?
Jalebi a good friend of yours!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cumin.
Cumin who?
Cumin, open the door, it’s chilly outside!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Turmeric.
Turmeric who?
Turmeric and spice and everything nice!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter open up, it’s me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dosai.
Dosai who?
Dosai anyone else hear that?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Diwali.
Diwali who?
Diwali-ted to tell you this joke, hope you liked it!
Indian Jokes One Liners
In a world where brevity meets brilliance, Indian Jokes One Liners deliver quick-witted humor with a cultural twist. Explore the art of concise comedy that resonates with the diversity and humor found in the tapestry of Indian life.
What’s the difference between an Indian and an African elephant? One’s an elephant.
What did the Indian boy say to his mother as he left for school? Mumbai!
Why do Indians hate snow? Because it’s white and settles on their land.
I asked my Indian neighbors if he had any bread I could use. He said Sorry, I have naan.
Davinath the Indian wife beater punches his wife every night at 7 PM. On the dot.
What did Indian say to mum when he left? Mumbai.
I have a friend who is half Indian. He’s called Ian.
What did the Indian boy say to his mom before he left? Mumbai.
How do you tell the difference between an Indian and African elephant? One’s an elephant.
Why do Indians not like snow? It is white and settles on their land.
What do you call an insult from an Indian man in a Turban? A Sikh Burn!
Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
What does an Indian kid say before leaving his house for the day? Mumbai
If you make money selling Indian bread… You run a Naan Profit Organization.
Indian Jokes to Make Someone Laugh
Spread joy with Indian Jokes crafted to elicit smiles and laughter. In the spirit of shared amusement, these jokes provide the perfect ammunition to brighten someone’s day and strengthen social bonds through the magic of humor.
Why did Americans go to the moon?
They heard Indians had land there.
What does an Indian-American say after riding a roller coaster?
I’m Desi.
What do you call an American with a sense of culture?
Indian.
Did you hear about the American Indian who was in a tea drinking contest?
They found him the next morning lying in his tea pee.
My girlfriend and I broke up today because she said she didn’t like Indian food.
I told her it was Naan negotiable
What do you call a person who delivers Indian food?
Currier.
What do you call an Atheist who loves Indian food?
A NAAN believer.
Why don’t Indians have food fights?
Because they’re naan-violent
What is a good name for a gay Indian p*rn star?
Ram Amandeep.
What is the population of India?
Mostly Indian.
How is Indiana just like India?
Just with a little extra sodium. It’s India in NA (North America).
Did you hear cheese and meat sales have gone up in India?
Apparently, there is a New Delhi.
What do you call a bad guy in India?
A Curryminal.
Dirty Indian Jokes
Explore the cheekier side of humor with Dirty Indian Jokes that toe the line between risqué and riotous. While humor is subjective, this collection aims to provide playful wit without crossing boundaries, ensuring a delightful exploration of mature comedy.
I was pissing against a wall when I remembered an old Indian saying
“Hey, asshole, if I catch you pissing on my wall again I’m gonna kick your ass.”
A big city doctor visits an Indian tribe full of men, he asks “How do you guys relieve your sexual tension?”
“Simple, just come down to the river tomorrow and we’ll show you.” The next day the doctor shows up and sees a group of men near a donkey.
One man says “Since you’re our guest you get to go first.”
The doctor not wanting to go against custom starts to kiss, then proceeds to have sex with the donkey.
Then a man in the group asks “Are you almost done Doc?”
“We need the donkey to cross the river in order to get to the tribe of women.”
Made some Indian food for dinner the other night. While telling my wife what was in it, I said I’d used butter in one part, but wished I’d had some ghee instead. She looked at me quizzically, and I continued “Because it’s more traditionally Indian.”
“Ah,” she replied. “Thanks for clarifying.”
Did you hear about the Indian who’s gotten hit by a train 5 times?
Reincarnation is a bitch.
I once tried to buy a house on an old Indian reservation.
When I asked if it came with running water the chief told me “Fuck off and find your own wife”.
Indian Jokes for Adults
Navigate the landscape of mature humor with Indian Jokes for Adults. With a focus on playful exploration rather than explicit content, this collection aims to engage the adult audience in a lighthearted journey through the quirks of Indian life.
Why did the Indian food start a band?
Because it had great curry-oke!
Why did the Indian chef go to therapy?
He had too many issues with his curry-osity.
What’s a hipster’s favorite Indian dish?
Tikka chance on me.
Why did the Indian magician turn his friend into a goat?
He wanted to add a little curryosity to his act!
What’s the most musical part of an Indian meal?
The naan-bread!
Why did the Indian bread go to therapy?
It had too many emotional roll-coasters.
What do you call an Indian spice that can play hide and seek?
Masala-houdini!
Why did the Indian smartphone apply for a job?
It wanted to be called “app”-lied.
How do you know if an Indian elephant is hiding in your refrigerator?
The door won’t close!
What’s the favorite dance of spices in India?
Masala-cha-cha!
Why did the Indian banana go to the party?
Because it was a-peeling!
Why do Indian ghosts love to scare people after meals?
Because they have a strong sense of “aft-er-life”!
What’s an Indian superhero’s favorite dessert?
Gulab jamun-der Woman!
How does an Indian bread apologize?
It says, “I’m knead-y for forgiveness.”
Why did the Indian tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What do you call a funny Indian detective?
Poirot-lhee!
Why did the Indian computer go to therapy?
It had too many bytes of emotional baggage.
What’s an Indian spider’s favorite hobby?
Web browsing!
Why did the Indian vegetable become a comedian?
Because it had a great sense of “humus”!
What’s an Indian vampire’s favorite fruit?
Blood orange!
Why did the Indian potato break up with the sweet potato?
It couldn’t handle the sweetness!
What did the Indian say to the onion when it made him cry?
“You really know how to bring tears to my eyes!”
Why did the Indian bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
What’s an Indian ghost’s favorite game?
Hide and shriek!
Indian Jokes for Kids
Introduce the magic of laughter to young minds with Indian Jokes for Kids. This collection provides age-appropriate amusement, combining education and entertainment in a playful exploration of humor.
Why did the scarecrow become a successful farmer in India?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
What did the big flower say to the little flower?
“Hi, bud!”
Why did the Indian bread go to school?
To become a smart cookie!
What’s a frog’s favorite candy?
Lollihops!
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
What did one plate say to another plate?
“Tonight, dinner’s on me!”
What’s a chicken’s favorite game?
Cluck-cluck-goose!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants to the golf course?
In case he got a hole in one!
How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
What did the zero say to the eight?
“Nice belt!”
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
It was feeling crumbly.
What did one wall say to the other wall?
“I’ll meet you at the corner!”
How do you organize a fantastic space party?
You planet!
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems!
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!
How do you make a lemon drop?
Just let it fall!
What did the ocean say to the shore?
Nothing, it just waved!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
Indian Jokes and Puns
Delight in the art of wordplay with Indian Jokes and Puns that showcase linguistic creativity and cultural insight. This collection explores the truth of Indian life through clever wordplay, offering a unique perspective on the joy found in language and humor.
I’m Naan to be coy, but Indian food is curry delicious!
Life would be so dull without some spice, just like Indian cuisine!
Indian food is a paneer necessity in my life!
My friend just opened a tandoori restaurant, but it’s not heating up as expected. It’s really giving him a naan issue!
Why did the Indian chef quit his job?
Because he couldn’t curry on with that much pressure!
When it comes to Indian cuisine, it’s all naan or nothing!
I had a dream where I was eating Indian food, and when I woke up, my pillow was gone. Guess it was just a naan-ception!
The Sikh chef went on strike because he was getting paid dal-ay wages!
I asked my Indian friend if he had any dietary restrictions. He said he was a naan-tarian!
My friend is opening an Indian food truck and called it “Chaat ‘n’ Chill” because they want their customers to relax and almost feel like they’re in India!
I was invited to an Indian cooking competition. I can’t wait to masala-al the other contestants!
Indian cuisine is so versatile; it’s like an all-rounder in the ghee/ampli-fry segment!
Why did the Indian chef become an actor? He wanted to masala-al in the limelight!
I love Indian street food so much; it’s a pavement of culinary delight!
Indian food always feels like home, except it’s a masala-ed home!
Indian sweets are my guilty pleasure. They’re so kheer-fully delicious!
The Indian chef finally found the secret ingredient for his signature dish: a dash of naan-ya awesomeness!
When life gets tough, I turn to Indian food for paneer guidance!
Indian cuisine has a magical way of warming the naan and soul!
Every dish in an Indian cookbook is a spiced of literature!
Did you hear about the Indian chef who accidentally added curry to his coffee?
It was a brewing mistake!
Why did the Indian restaurant owner start a music band?
He wanted to spice up the bass!
Final Thoughts
As our laughter-filled adventure through Indian jokes concludes, we invite you to share your favorite moments in the comments below.
Laughter, after all, is a communal experience that binds us together.
In the spirit of connectivity, let the humor linger and resonate, creating a virtual space where diverse perspectives converge through the laughter.
Your participation adds another layer to this joyous celebration of humor about Indians and Indian life.
Thank you for joining us on this laughter-infused journey through these jokes about Indians!
Leave a Comment