As renowned minds have attested, laughter is the universal language of joy.
This Labor Day, delve into the lighter side of life with our carefully selected compilation of Labor Day jokes, transcending the ordinary.
Echoing the sentiments of esteemed scholars and embracing the essence of merriment, our collection spans diverse categories, including short quips, one-liners, and even quotes.
Prepare for an immersive experience of jokes about Labor Day that combines wit, wisdom, and celebration.
Best Labor Day Jokes
Elevate your Labor Day celebrations with the best of humor. Our collection of the best Labor Day jokes guarantees a laughter-filled holiday, uniting the wisdom of expert jesters and the festive spirit of this joyous occasion.
What is Labor Day?
A celebration that the pressure to lose weight for the summer is finally over.
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
They are key workers.
Why are zombies free labor?
They don’t need a living wage.
What do nuclear plants serve their workers for the Labor Day party?
Fission Chips.
Why did ancient Egyptians have a hard time recruiting laborers?
It was a pyramid scheme.
What do you call a sick co-worker?
Staff infection.
What do you call a snake that works for the Government?
A Civil Serpent.
How did a calendar factory worker get fired?
He took a day off on Labor Day.
Why do managers never go bowling with their employees?
Because they are afraid of them striking.
What is Hercules’ favorite holiday?
Labor Day.
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Raise the roof.
How do you know people who write instructions for places like IKEA must be in good shape?
All that manual labor.
Why was the tunnel worker unhappy on Labor Day?
Because he was working with a boring machine.
Happy Labor Day to all the moms out there.
We appreciate everything you went through!
What did the construction worker and pregnant lady have in common?
They were both in labor.
When is Labor Day?
About 9 months after Father’s Day.
What do you call a hobbit throwing a Labor Day party?
It’s just a little get-together.
A boss buys his employee a bottle of liquor to celebrate Labor Day.
The employee goes, “I haven’t bought alcohol in 15 years. I’m 15 years free.”
The boss replies, “I’m so sorry mate. I didn’t mean to break your sobriety!”
The employee responds, “Sobriety? No, I just have been stealing alcohol for 15 years and drinking it for free.”
Did you hear the one about Labor Day?
It works for me.
What is a pregnant woman’s favorite holiday?
Labor Day.
What did children use to celebrate on their date of birth when Industrial Revolution took place?
Labor Day.
Why did the stand-up comedian’s joke on Labor Day didn’t work out?
Guess it was because he was preoccupied.
Why was the Pepsi employee arrested?
Because he was selling Coke at the Labor Day parade.
What should Apple gift their employees on Labor Day?
Windows since they work in the dark.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?
Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What does an electrician have for Labor Day breakfast?
Ohm-lette.
Why the scarecrow was awarded the best employee on International Workers’ Day?
He was out-standing in his field.
What did the carpenter say after his boss’s Labor Day speech?
“Nailed it.”
Why did the technician sing at the Labor Day gathering?
Trouble-soothing.
Whom did the electrician union invite on Labor Day weekend event?
AC/DC.
Which engineers were the most decent fellows at the Labor Day BBQ?
Of course, civil engineers.
Father: Do you know, most people don’t have to work today, because it’s Labour Day.
Son: If people are not working, shouldn’t we call today ‘No-Labor Day?’
What do lawyers wear to work on Labor Day?
Their lawsuit.
Why did the lonely man work on International Workers’ Day?
He loved the company.
Why did the tiler want to work on Labor Day?
Fear of missing grout.
What is the special thing about men who become dads on Labor Day?
They are good at cracking dad jokes.
Why did the lawnmower stop working on Labor Day?
It was tired of getting pushed around.
Why do the employees get sick on Labor Day Weekend?
Weakened immune system.
How do alcoholics spend their Labor Day weekend?
By putting their liver to work.
Why do people who get off on Labor Day love it?
“What other day do you get to celebrate work without actually doing it?!”
What should you not think about on Labor Day?
That the next holiday is Thanksgiving.
Why was the ghost so tired?
He worked the graveyard shift.
Daughter: Is Aunty Milie expecting a child today?
Mother: How come you thought she was about to give birth?
Daughter: Because you said it was Labor Day today!
What did the guests say when two workers decided to marry a day after Labor Day?
“Their union was beautiful.”
Why wasn’t Jason wearing his hockey mask for Halloween?
Because after Labor Day, you don’t wear white.
A boss forced his employee to work on Labor Day. He came in halfway through the day to check on him and caught him drinking a beer.
“You can’t drink while you’re working,” he told the employee.
The employee said, “Oh, don’t worry – I’m not working.”
Most people enjoy a day off on Labor Day except for fire…
Fireworks on the Labor Day.
Why should Labor Day be declared Independence Day?
Because your child will be going back to school the next day.
Why was the cross-eyed teacher fired on the 1st day of school?
She lost control of her pupils.
Why did the baker stop making donuts on Labor Day?
He was fed up with the hole business.
Why did the bees go on strike before Labor Day?
Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers.
Why didn’t the government address the concerns of local workers who worked in caves on Labor Day?
They regarded them as miner issues.
What is the best way to celebrate Labor Day?
By filing for unemployment.
Funny Labor Day Jokes
Indulge in a comedic escapade this Labor Day with our handpicked assortment of funny jokes. Infused with humor that transcends boundaries, these jokes promise to infuse your celebration with an extra dose of laughter.
What do you get when you cross Labor Day with a potato?
A day to rest and hash out your problems.
What did the farmer say to his workers on Labor Day?
“I don’t carrot all, take the day off and lettuce celebrate!”
Why did the carpenter take time off on Labor Day?
He needed to hammer out his vacation plans.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo on Labor Day?
A pouch potato!
Why did the electrician stay home on Labor Day?
He needed to recharge his batteries.
What do you get when you cross Labor Day with a golfer?
A day to tee off and relax.
Why did the union refuse to march on Labor Day?
They needed a day off.
What do you call a group of sleeping union workers on Labor Day?
A napkin!
Why did the mechanic take Labor Day off?
He needed to oil up his engine and recharge his batteries.
What did the factory worker say to his boss on Labor Day?
“I’m tired of working for peanuts!”
Why did the lifeguard take Labor Day off?
He needed a day to shore up his energy and catch some rays.
Why did the office worker take Labor Day off?
He needed a day to file away his stress.
What do you call a group of union workers on Labor Day?
A day of rest-olution!
What did the chef say to his staff on Labor Day?
“Let’s take a break and cook up some fun!”
What did the construction worker say to his boss on Labor Day?
“I’m tired of working on this site, let’s build a sandcastle instead!”
Why did the painter take Labor Day off?
He needed to brush up on his relaxation skills.
What do you call a group of union workers who take the day off on Labor Day?
A labor-less union!
What do you call a group of workers who refuse to take the day off on Labor Day?
Workaholics Anonymous!
Hilarious Labor Day Jokes
Embark on a laughter journey with our selection of Hilarious Labor Day Jokes. Crafted to tickle your funny bone, these jokes blend expert wit with the joyous spirit of the holiday, ensuring an unforgettable celebration.
Today is Labor Day.
So I greeted my mom a Happy Mother’s day!
A week from today, I’m going to an event at a dog genetics testing facility.
It’s called the Labor Day Labrador Laboratory.
Today Americans celebrate Labor Day.
By not working and expecting to get paid for it.
I had a terrible labor day weekend. My wife was in a horrible car crash and lost her left leg and left arm.
She’s all right now.
“Just the bonuses for the CEO’s on Wall Street equals the amount of what half of all American’s make on minimum wage in a year” : New York Times.
But we have a national holiday today called Labor Day.
Why didn’t Jason wear his hockey mask for Halloween?
Because you don’t wear white after Labor Day.
Did my wife tell you about a Labor day joke?
It didn’t work for her.
Why was the pregnant woman worried?
She’d told her husband it was Labor day and instead of coming to the hospital, he’d gone straight home!
Why did the man leave his job at the donut shop?
He easily got exhausted of the hole concept.
Why did the tailor leave his job?
He felt de-pleated at the end of each day.
Why did a boy not end up being a barber?
He tried to, but he just didn’t make the cut.
What did the pilot say when he hadn’t studied for his big airlines exam?
I’m just going to wing it.
Why did the young girl resign from her job at the Velcro factory?
She tried very hard, but in the end, she couldn’t stick with it.
Why can’t people with temper issues ever become good badminton players?
They’re too high strung.
Why was the young boy’s mother unhappy about him becoming a baker?
She thought he wasn’t making enough dough.
Why shouldn’t people with a mean attitude become masseurs?
Nobody wants to be rubbed the wrong way.
Why shouldn’t people who don’t like stressful jobs work for pool maintenance?
The work is considered to be rather draining.
Why did the astrologer not choose to become a historian when he was in high school?
He didn’t see a future in that field.
Why didn’t the government pay attention to the issues of the local workers who worked in caves on labor day?
They considered them miner issues.
Why was the astronomist so happy about his first job?
His career was looking up.
Why were the police on a lookout for Mike, the maze designer?
He had gotten lost in his own work.
Why was the diva so excited about starting her mirror inspecting job?
She could see herself doing it for a long time.
What did Bob tell his parents about his career goal?
I am aspirin’ to be a professional pharmacist.
Why did a woman not want to ever go to work again because of what her boss said?
He told her that she’s fired.
What would May flowers bring if April showers brought May flowers?
Pilgrims.
Short Labor Day Jokes
In the realm of brevity, find the perfect blend of humor and conciseness with our Short Labor Day Jokes. Compact yet uproarious, these jokes guarantee instant amusement for your festivities.
What do you call a lawyer who takes vacation on Labor Day?
Unethical.
Why did the scarecrow win the Labor Day pie contest?
He was outstanding in his field.
What’s my Labor Day resolution?
To finish the laundry I started last Labor Day.
My favorite kind of work on Labor Day?
No work.
My office chair has declared independence from my butt.
On a scale of 1 to “sleeping in until noon,” how excited are you for Labor Day?
Just realized my Labor Day plans involve a hammock and a margarita.
Is that considered “forced labor”?
To all the grill masters out there, thank you for your service. (Now hand me that hot dog.)
My email inbox today: crickets. Labor Day, you beautiful thing.
Just tried to do a pull-up. Turns out gravity still works on Labor Day.
Can’t tell if I’m sweating from the Labor Day BBQ or the existential dread of returning to work.
My contribution to the economy today: buying extra sunscreen.
My Labor Day motto: Work hard, play hard, nap hardest.
Just booked a one-way trip to “No Stress Island” for Labor Day. Anyone else coming?
“Honey, are you done relaxing yet?” – My husband, who apparently doesn’t understand Labor Day.
May your Labor Day be filled with sunshine, good food, and zero spreadsheets.
Cheers to the hardworking heroes who make this country great! (Now pass the chips.)
Remember, folks: Labor Day is about celebrating the fruits of your labor. Go ahead, eat that second slice of cake. You deserve it.
Labor Day Jokes One Liners
Experience the power of wit condensed into a single line with our Labor Day Jokes One Liners. Discover the art of humor distilled to its essence, providing quick doses of amusement for your celebration.
Father to son: Do you know today is the day when people have break from work.
Son: if nobody is working today, wouldn’t it be ‘No Labor Day.’
Don’t work on Labour day just enjoy and eat and let your stomach do more work.
If the labour day is for those who work hard then when will be day for those went who work smarter.
Let celebrate the day when we are not allowed we work but only to talk about work.
It’s the time to say no to work and call most work word.
If anyone work on this day he ruin the purpose of this day.
May you have labour day full of enjoyment and many things to do except work.
I wish a labour that will be relaxed and partied.
When you saw everyone partying and having full. It’s Labour day.
Bus stops at bus station and train stops at train station as work stops on Labor day.
I think labor Day would be called a independence day but the name was already taken.
A wealthy person never needs to do labor but the wealth is gain by labor.
I don’t like labor Day because I like labor month, With a month break .
After coming from job a wife said to his husband: I am not going to work for him again. Husband asked her: why? She said: because he has fired me.
If you saw all cars parked side to side definitely there would be labor Day weekend.
On this labor Day I am not going to work but putting my liver to work.
Those who work throughout the year have one day labor Day break but those who don’t work they enjoy everyday labor Day.
Are you still working it labor Day?
Have you heard of labour day joke? It never worked for me.
Two labourer married just after labor Day. All the guest commented there they have beautiful bond.
A match maker was waiting for labor Day from so long. As the labor day arrive she had a new conversation with her neighbours.
My mother only teaches me to work she didn’t told me about labor day.
It’s important to work to gain the pot of gold, same as it’s also important to have leave to decide where to spend.
I do help others by leaving apart while all other where working.
Sleeping, eating and drinking and then repeating this is all I am going to do on this labor Day.
I hope everyone will enjoy labor Day with beer and snacks.
On labor Day only one work is assigned to you to have a party with your dearest one.
Clean Labor Day Jokes
Celebrate Labor Day with family-friendly humor. Our collection of Clean Labor Day Jokes ensures a lighthearted atmosphere, embracing the joy of the holiday without compromising on tastefulness.
What do you call a squirrel who works overtime?
Nut-stressed.
Why did the scarecrow win Employee of the Month?
He was outstanding in his field!
My office chair is so comfortable, I could retire in it… if only I could afford it.
Labor Day: celebrating all the hard work you’ve accomplished… by accomplishing absolutely nothing.
What’s the difference between Labor Day and a long weekend?
On Labor Day, you’re supposed to grill out.
My vacation resolution: finally finish that book I started on my last vacation.
My favorite kind of labor on Labor Day?
The kind that involves a hammock and a good book.
On a scale of 1 to “zero meetings scheduled,” how excited are you for Labor Day?
Just realized my Labor Day plans involve a sprinkler and a slip-and-slide. Is that considered “child labor”? (Not mine, of course!)
To all the water balloon enthusiasts out there: may your battles be glorious and your socks stay dry.
My email inbox today: tumbleweeds. Ah, Labor Day bliss.
The only thing I plan to lift on Labor Day is my fork. (And maybe a frisbee.)
My Labor Day motto: Rest, Recharge, Repeat.
The only thing I plan to work on today is my tan.
Just booked a flight to “Relaxation Station” for Labor Day. Anyone else on board?
May your Labor Day be filled with sunshine, good food, and zero deadlines.
What’s the best part about Labor Day?
It’s almost Halloween!
Dirty Labor Day Jokes
For those seeking a more daring form of humor, dive into our collection of Dirty Labor Day Jokes. Unleash your inner jester with humor that pushes the boundaries, adding a touch of spice to your celebration.
A North-Korean officer pulls out a megaphone at the North and South Korean border and yells “Kim Jong-Un is an idiot!” and gets sent to 31 years in a labor camp.
1 year for insulting the Dear Leader and 30 years for revealing a state secret.
Labor Day Jokes and Riddles
Engage your mind and tickle your funny bone with our Labor Day Jokes and Riddles. This unique blend of humor and mental prowess promises a celebration filled with both laughter and thought-provoking amusement.
What do you call a lazy scarecrow on Labor Day?
Outstanding in his field.
Why did the boss get fired on Labor Day?
He couldn’t tell the difference between “relaxing” and “slacking off.”
What’s the difference between Labor Day and Memorial Day?
On Labor Day, everyone remembers what you do for a living.
My contribution to the economy today: buying extra sunscreen and grilling supplies.
My workout plan for Labor Day?
Nap, repeat.
The only thing I plan to lift on Labor Day is a margarita glass.
My bank account may be crying, but my soul is singing. Happy Labor Day!
Just realized my Labor Day plans involve a hammock and a good book.
Is that considered “forced relaxation”?
My office chair declared its independence from my butt today.
Happy Labor Day to us both!
What did the mailman say to the grill master?
“You da real MVP.”
May your Labor Day be filled with good food, good company, and zero spreadsheets.
“Honey, are you ready to do something productive?” – My spouse, who clearly doesn’t understand Labor Day.
To the barista who remembers my usual order: you’re my holiday hero.
My Labor Day resolution: to find a job I can do from a hammock.
The only burn I want on Labor Day is from the barbeque, not from work emails.
Just tried to go for a run. Turns out, sunshine and ice cream are a powerful deterrent.
Cheers to all the hardworking people who make the world a better place!
I work all day, but I never get paid. I have thousands of hands, but no arms. What am I?
I have no eyes, but I can see. I have no mouth, but I can speak. I have no legs, but I can travel the world. What am I?
I am light as a feather, but the strongest person cannot hold me for five minutes. What am I?
I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
What has one head, one foot, and four legs?
I am always coming, but never arrive. I am always present, but never here. What am I?
I have rings, but no fingers. I have a head, but no brain. I tell the time, but have no tongue. What am I?
I have keys, but no locks. I have space, but no room. I have a spine, but no bones. What am I?
I am always hungry, but I never eat. I always thirsty, but I never drink. What am I?
I have a neck, but no head. I have a body, but no legs. I tell you secrets, but I never speak. What am I?
Labor Day Jokes and Quotes
Experience the fusion of wit and wisdom with our Labor Day Jokes and Quotes. From humorous anecdotes to insightful quips, this collection adds a layer of intellectual amusement to your holiday celebration.
Labor Day is a glorious holiday because your child will be going back to school the next day. It would have been called Independence Day, but that name was already taken. —Bill Dodds
My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it. ―Abraham Lincoln
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. —Doug Larson
I’m a firm believe in luck, and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it. —Thomas Jefferson
The problem is that those of us who are lucky enough to do work that we love are sometimes cursed with too damn much of it. ―Terry Gross
Labor disgraces no man; unfortunately, you occasionally find men who disgrace labor. —Ulysses S. Grant
Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. —Confucius
Thou, O God, dost sell us all good things at the price of labor. —Leonardo da Vinci
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important. —Bertrand Russell
The end of labor is to gain leisure. —Aristotle
Sometimes it’s important to work for that pot of gold. But other times it’s essential to take time off and to make sure that your most important decision in the day simply consists of choosing which color to slide down on the rainbow —Douglas Pagels
A man is not idle because he is absorbed in thought. There is a visible labor and there is an invisible labor. —Victor Hugo
Every day I remind myself that my inner and outer life are based on the labors of other men, living and dead, and that I must exert myself in order to give in the same measure as I have received and am still receiving. —Albert Einstein
There is no substitute for hard work. —Thomas A. Edison
I believe in the dignity of labor, whether with head or hand; that the world owes no man a living but that it owes every man an opportunity to make a living. —John D. Rockefeller
I am a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. —Stephen Leacock
Labor was the first price, the original purchase – money that was paid for all things. —Adam Smith
It is labour indeed that puts the difference on everything. —John Locke
Man is so made that he can only find relaxation from one kind of labor by taking up another. —Anatole France
A mind always employed is always happy. This is the true secret, the grand recipe, for felicity. —Thomas Jefferson
Choose a career you love and you will never have to go to work. —Denis Waitley
He who labors diligently need never despair. —Menander
The only liberty an inferior man really cherishes is the liberty to quit work, stretch out in the sun, and scratch himself. —H. L. Mencken
There is precious little hope to be got out of whatever keeps us industrious, but there is a chance for us whenever we cease work and become stargazers. —H. M. Tomlinson
The man who doesn’t relax and hoot a few hoots voluntarily, now and then, is in great danger of hooting hoots and standing on his head for the edification of the pathologist and trained nurse, a little later on. —Elbert Hubbard
If any man tells you he loves America, yet hates labor, he is a liar. If any man tells you he trusts America, yet fears labor, he is a fool. —Abraham Lincoln
Final Thoughts
As your Labor Day festivities unfold, let the resonance of laughter be your guiding force.
We invite you to share your favorite Labor Day jokes and reflections in the comments below, fostering a community of joy and camaraderie.
In the spirit of this festive occasion, remember that laughter is not only a celebration but also a remedy for the soul.
Embrace the merriment, cherish the moments, and let the echoes of shared laughter create lasting memories.
May your Labor Day be filled not only with humor but also with warmth, connection, and the joy of jokes about Labor Day.
Cheers to laughter, love, and the spirit of Labor Day!
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