In the realm where laughter and creativity intersect, we present the best LEGO jokes, a compilation that transcends mere bricks and mortar.
As Albert Einstein once quipped, “Creativity is intelligence having fun”.
This collection resonates with that sentiment, crafted for LEGO enthusiasts seeking a humor-filled escape.
Backed by expert-approved levity and the science of joy, these jokes about LEGO are more than mere jests; they are building blocks of amusement.
Join us in this whimsical journey where wit meets plastic brilliance, shaping a world where each punchline is a colorful addition to the LEGO mosaic of laughter.
Best LEGO Jokes
Embark on a comedic journey with our curated selection of the Best LEGO Jokes. Just as master builders meticulously assemble bricks, we’ve carefully crafted these jokes to bring you the finest blend of wit and LEGO-inspired humor. Get ready to laugh, brick by brick!
What happens to a LEGO Mini figure when they die?
Rest in pieces
What is the opposite of LEGO?
lestop.
When a LEGO finds their soulmate, what do they say?
You’re my missing piece.
What is Clark Kent’s alter LEGO?
Superman.
How did the LEGO motivate the other toys?
Dream big and achieve your Le-goals.
What do most LEGO figures have?
Separation anxiety.
What is the best-selling LEGO around Halloween?
Le-ghost.
What happened to the heartbroken LEGO Minifigure?
It is falling to pieces.
Why are they complaining when someone dumps LEGO in their yard?
They don’t know what to make of it.
Why should you never pick a LEGO Minifigure for your basketball team?
They only throw up bricks.
What has four wheels and eats LEGO bricks?
The vacuum cleaner!
Why was the LEGO guy so bad at basketball?
Because he kept throwing up bricks!
What do you call it when a LEGO mom sends her kids to their rooms?
A brick separator!
What do I have if I have 8 red bricks in one hand and 11 blue bricks in the other hand?
Really big hands!
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a tower of LEGO bricks?
Of course! A tower of LEGO bricks can’t jump!
What is the most common procedure in a LEGO hospital?
Plastic surgery!
What do LEGO minifigures do for fun on the weekend?
They throw a block party!
What did the LEGO guy say when he gave his girlfriend an engagement ring?
Here let me put this on your… oh, wait… uh… would you like a bracelet?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your LEGO fort?
Time to build a new LEGO fort!
How can you tell that an elephant has been in your LEGO?
Because there are peanut shells all in the tub of bricks!
Why did the elephant paint herself all different colors?
So she could hide in the LEGO bricks!
Where do LEGO ninjas go to get their groceries?
The stealth food store!
How do you ask a LEGO ninja to leave?
Say, “Ninjago!”
Funny LEGO Jokes
Embrace the whimsical side of building blocks with our Funny LEGO Jokes collection. Join the laughter as these jokes unfold, inviting you to discover joy in every brick-shaped punchline.
Why did the LEGO piece go to the party?
To have a “block” of a time!
How do you apologize to a LEGO?
“I didn’t mean to snap at you.”
Why don’t LEGOs use social media?
They’re already good at connecting!
What’s a LEGO’s favorite city?
“Block-lyn, New York.”
How do LEGOs break up?
“Sorry, we just don’t click anymore.”
What do you call a scared LEGO?
A “block of nerves.”
Why did the LEGO go to school?
To become a “block-ologist.”
What’s a LEGO’s favorite dance?
The “Brick-a-Brack.”
Why was the LEGO sad?
It had a “splitting” headache.
What’s a LEGO’s favorite type of cheese?
“Block-cheese.”
Why are LEGOs bad at lying?
Because they’re transparent.
What did the LEGO say to its friend?
“You’re my building buddy!”
Why was the LEGO comedian so successful?
He always “built up” to the punchline.
What’s a LEGO’s favorite sport?
“Block-etball.”
Why was the LEGO computer so smart?
It had lots of “blocks” of memory.
What’s a LEGO’s favorite movie genre?
“Block-busters.”
Why did the LEGO go to the gym?
To work on its “blocky” build.
What do you call a LEGO with a cold?
“Sniffling blocks.”
Why was the LEGO so confident?
It knew it could “build” anything.
What’s a LEGO’s favorite kind of joke?
A “knock-knock” joke.
Why was the LEGO calendar always confused?
It had too many “building” dates.
What did the LEGO say at the tea party?
“Mind if I bring my own blocks?”
How do you throw a surprise party for a LEGO?
Build it piece by piece!
Why was the LEGO book never lonely?
Because it had lots of “characters.”
What’s a LEGO’s favorite kind of cake?
A “layered brick” cake.
How do you know when a LEGO is lying?
When its pieces don’t fit together.
Why did the LEGO refuse to play cards?
It was afraid of “folding” under pressure.
What do you call a LEGO detective?
A “block sleuth.”
Why was the LEGO afraid of the water?
It didn’t want to “come apart” at the seams.
What do you call a LEGO sculpture?
“Art in pieces.”
Why did the LEGO go to the movies?
To see a “blockbuster.”
How do you make a LEGO laugh?
“Tickle its bricks!”
Why was the LEGO clock always right?
It was “built” to be precise.
What’s a LEGO’s favorite TV show?
“Brick and Morty.”
Why did the LEGO go to the dentist?
To check its “braces.”
Hilarious LEGO Jokes
Step into the world of Hilarious LEGO Jokes, where humor meets innovation. This collection, curated for amusement connoisseurs, promises a hilarious journey through the playful and witty dimensions of LEGO-inspired mirth.
My girlfriend has a fetish for LEGO
If you build it, she will come.
A small meteorite is reportedly headed for LEGO Land
The damage is expected to be about 50 square blocks.
Walking and LEGO manuals are basically the same thing
There are too many steps.
“What did the LEGO alien say?”
“I come in pieces.”
I’m trying so hard to create a LEGO joke.
But the pieces just won’t go together.
What do LEGOs celebrate?
They celebrate block parties
Today is the Grand Opening of the new LEGO Store.
People are lined up for blocks.
My on and off LEGO girlfriend and I have been going strong for a while now.
But the last breakup we had, I was left alone to pick up the pieces.
A gun company has been criticised after bringing out a pistol covered in LEGO
The manufacturer says it’s perfectly safe, unless you step on it in bare feet.
The LEGOs stores have finally reopened in Europe after Corona virus,
People have literally been lining up for blocks!!
So what? I have a bunch of LEGOs.
You wanna make something out of it?
LEGO box said 5-12 years.
I got it done in 2 weeks.
What do you call a PC made of LEGOs?
Bricked.
Captain America, The Hulk, Thor, and Iron Man all get LEGO sets for Christmas.
“Avengers, assemble!”
My Mother died and left me a giant tub of LEGOs.
I just don’t know what to make of it.
What do you call it when you misplace your LEGO Lord of the Rings mini figures?
A LEGO LEGOlas Loss.
Did you hear about the kid who lost his lord of the rings LEGO set?
He was LEGO less.
What do Landmine and LEGOs have in common?
Nobody picks them up when they’re done
My kid is a LEGO genius. The box said 6-12 years…
… and she finished it in less than a day. That’s gotta be some sort of record.
Why was the LEGO man sick?
He had a BLOCKED NOSE!
What was LEGOlas when his father took away his LEGOs?
LEGO less.
Knock Knock LEGO Jokes
Knock, knock! Who’s there? A collection that ensures your LEGO-loving soul finds humor in every brick. Open the door to laughter with our LEGO knock knock jokes. In the spirit of LEGO’s timeless appeal, these knock-knock jokes add a playful twist to traditional humor.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Iguana
Iguana who?
Iguana plays with LEGO bricks all day long!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Bill
Bill who?
Build me something with LEGO!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ice cream
Ice cream who?
Ice cream when I step on LEGO!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bay.
Bay who?
Base plate, please!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
LEGO
LEGO who?
LEGO to the movies!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream when I step on a LEGO with bare feet.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you like LEGO.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
LEGO.
LEGO who?
LEGO of the door handle – I’m here to build some fun!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Brick.
Brick who?
Brick the door, I forgot my key!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interlocking.
Interlocking who?
Interlocking forward to our playdate with LEGO bricks!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Block.
Block who?
Block your worries, let’s play with LEGO!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mini.
Mini who?
Mini more bricks, please!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Master.
Master who?
Master builder – ready for some LEGO creations!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bricks.
Bricks who?
Bricks and mortar may build houses, but LEGO builds dreams!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jester.
Jester who?
Jester the beginning of our LEGO adventure!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Play.
Play who?
Play with LEGO, it’s the best kind of play!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Duplo.
Duplo who?
Duplo you want to join me for some big fun?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Assembly.
Assembly who?
Assembly you know, LEGO is my favorite!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Masterpiece.
Masterpiece who?
A LEGO creation is a masterpiece in the making!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bricky.
Bricky who?
Bricky the ice cream – I brought LEGO-shaped cones!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Playful.
Playful who?
Playful times are ahead with LEGO building!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Construction.
Construction who?
Construction your imagination with LEGO!
LEGO Jokes One Liners
Savor the essence of wit with LEGO Jokes One Liners – a testament to the adage that brevity is the soul of humor. These quick-witted lines distill the humor, delivering a punchline with the precision of a well-assembled LEGO creation.
The best LEGO piece in the world is the Le-GOAT.
A small meteorite is reportedly headed for LEGOland. They have said to expect about 50 square blocks of damage.
My wife bought me a LEGO car set to build and it said +3 years on the box. I got the last laugh, I finished it in 2.
My mum wanted to put my LEGO out for the garage sale, but I just couldn’t LEGO of them.
I went to the doctor because I stepped on a LEGO brick… he told me to just block out the pain.
I hope that one day I get to see LEGO-ral reef.
You’re trying too hard, just LEGO.
Two blocks are stuck together, one says “LEGO”, and the other says “no”.
Children and LEGO have at least one thing in common, both are fun to make and they both take up space afterwards.
Like LEGO, we just click.
I want to learn how to p-LEGO-lf.
The LEGO movie is a real blockbuster.
A group of LEGO islands is an archipe-LEGO.
I love going to LEGO-ons and hanging out in the water.
I spoke into a cave and heard my LEGO.
In physics class, we’re learning about e-LEGO-magetism.
There’s a new LEGO store in town. I’m avoiding it for a while because people are lined up for blocks.
LEGO released a licorice block called LEGO-rice.
Digital LEGO are made in Si-LEGO-n Valley.
When LEGO Minifigures play sports, they drink e-LEGO-lytes for hydration.
Short LEGO Jokes
Discover the charm of concise humor with our Short LEGO Jokes. Just as a LEGO masterpiece captivates with simplicity, these short jokes deliver laughs in a bite-sized format. A testament to the idea that big laughs often come in small, well-crafted packages.
Someone keeps dropping off random LEGO blocks in front of my door every morning.
I …don’t know what to make of it.
I am a little confused as to why everyone keeps giving me LEGOs for my birthday.
I don’t know what to make of it.
The LEGO store near my house just reopened after lockdown.
People were lining up for blocks.
This week LEGO Batman sold more tickets than the sequel to 50 Shades of Grey.
When asked to comment about this 50 Shades stated “It’s okay, I like to be dominated.”
When I told my ex girlfriend that I wanted to break up, she tried gifting me a mini plastic figurine of myself in an attempt to salvage our relationship.
I screamed, “LEGO of me!”
This morning some bloke drove up to my house in a huge lorry and dumped off a massive pile of LEGO blocks.
I’m so furious I don’t know what to make of it.
Did you hear about the new LEGO store in the neighborhood?
Folks are lining up for blocks!
Which LEGO one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with LEGO?
I can suggest the ones about toy and block.
I stepped on a rusty LEGO the other day.
I’m worried I might have contracted Tetris.
I downloaded a LEGO app today.
It bricked my phone.
I bought an Avengers LEGO set.
It’s fun to Assemble.
Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital…?
Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!
The LEGO stores are reopening soon.
People will be lined up for blocks.
What did the little battery yell when it stepped on a LEGO?
AAA.
How do you drop a small plastic building block?
LEGO.
Dirty LEGO Jokes
Navigate the naughtier side of LEGO humor with our Dirty LEGO Jokes collection. Just as in life, a little mischief adds spice, these jokes bring an adult twist to the playful world of LEGO, offering a mature take on the beloved building blocks.
Boobs are like LEGOs,
They’re really for the kids, but the dads always end up playing with them.
LEGO bricks are like boobs…
…They’re designed for kids, but it’s the grown-ups who have more fun with them. Oh, and it hurts when someone steps on them.
Tits are like LEGO bricks.
They’re there for the kid, but dad ends up playing with them.
What do boobs and LEGOs have in common?
They were both intended for babies but adults also enjoy them
Did you hear about the LEGO prostitute?
They’ve got customers lined up for blocks.
What do LEGOs and boobs have in common?
They are both made for kids but daddies usually play with them.
What do you call a grown woman with a LEGO obsession?
LEGOlass. And beautiful if you still want to be married.
Sometimes I hand a LEGO to my blind friend and ask him what it says.
Apparently all LEGOs say “Fuck off!”
TIL LEGO porn exists.
It didn’t click for me.
What’s the difference between sex and LEGO?
You don’t know? Then you should probably stick to LEGO’s
Why is it bad to eat LEGOs?
Because then you start shitting bricks
What’s the difference between IKEA and LEGO?
Time it takes to build.
I swallowed a piece of LEGO the other day
I was shitting bricks.
LEGO Jokes for Adults
Indulge your grown-up sense of humor with LEGO Jokes for Adults. As Carl Jung emphasized the importance of balance in life, these jokes strike a chord between playful innocence and grown-up wit, providing laughter that resonates with a more mature LEGO enthusiast.
I had a letter today from HMRC.
Safe to say I was bricking it.
What’s worse to step on in the middle of the night than a LEGO?
A landmine.
What’s the difference between sex and LEGO?
Seeing you have asked the question you should probably stick to LEGO.
Hey, are you the top of a LEGO brick?
Because you’re a stud.
I’m having trouble with my Bonnie Tyler LEGO sculpture
Every now and then it falls apart.
Steal a man’s wallet and he will be broke for a week.
Give a man a LEGO hobby and he will be broke for a lifetime.
Why do LEGO Minifigures hate going to the hospital?
Because plastic surgery is expensive!
A gun company has been criticized after bringing out a handgun covered in LEGO bricks.
The manufacturer of the gun says it’s perfectly safe unless you step on it in bare feet.
What did the angry LEGO brick say to the other LEGO brick?
You are a complete brick, you know that!
What do you call a Russian LEGO?
The Soviet Block.
This week LEGO Batman sold more tickets than the sequel to 50 Shades of Grey…
When asked to comment on this 50 Shades stated “It’s okay, I like to be dominated.”
LEGO bricks are being used to help people with dementia and Alzheimer’s.
They are being put on the floor by the side of their beds to remind them to put their shoes on when they get up.
Have you heard of the new LEGO Presidential Building Set?
It’s called “My First Wall”. It comes with a few pesos as a refund.
My wife said childbirth was the worst pain anyone could experience, that was until I told her how I once landed barefoot on a huge pile of LEGO.
She didn’t have a LEGO to stand on.
I’m writing some BSDM-themed LEGO fan fiction.
I hope to release it later as “50 blocks of pain.”
What do a priest and LEGOs have in common?
They both come in small packages.
My wife wanted to use toys in the bedroom.
All I can say is there was LEGO everywhere.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
He had so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into LEGO… Now kids get to play with him for a change.
LEGO Jokes for Kids
Delight the young LEGO enthusiasts with our LEGO Jokes for Kids. These kid-friendly jokes foster a lighthearted atmosphere, ensuring that the joy of LEGO extends to the youngest builders.
What do you call a LEGO pirate lost at sea?
A lost at sea-brick!
Why did the LEGO chef go bankrupt?
He kept losing his kneads!
What do LEGO bricks sing at a birthday party?
Happy Stacking Day!
Why did the LEGO astronaut get sent home early?
He kept mooning the other planets!
What is a LEGO’s favorite dance?
Square dancing!
How do you know a LEGO brick is happy?
It’s smiling because it just got snapped into place!
What do you call a lazy LEGO robot?
A slack-bot!
Why did the LEGO bridge collapse?
It had too many brick-fasts!
What do you call a LEGO knight who loves puns?
Sir Jokes-a-lot!
Why did the LEGO chicken cross the road?
To get to the other clucking side!
What do you call a LEGO who doesn’t like building things?
A blockhead!
What do two LEGO people in love say to each other?
Never LEGO!
What do you call a group of lost LEGO bricks?
A misplaced assemblage!
How do you make a LEGO castle bigger?
Just add a knight!
What do you get when you cross a LEGO and a vacuum cleaner?
A suction cup!
Why did the LEGO farmer get arrested?
He was stealing corn from the cobblestone streets!
What do you call a LEGO who can’t remember anything?
A brick with amnesia!
What’s a LEGO’s favorite movie?
The Brickening!
Why did the LEGO baker go to the doctor?
He had a yeast infection!
What do you call a LEGO who loves to sing?
A block-buster!
What do you call a LEGO who’s always late?
A procrastinator-brick!
Why did the LEGO painter get arrested?
He was caught vandalizing the Mona Lisa!
What do you call a LEGO who’s always angry?
A brick with a temper tantrum.
LEGO Jokes and Puns
Embark on a pun-filled journey with LEGO Jokes and Puns. As linguistic scholars affirm the cognitive benefits of wordplay, this collection combines the joy of LEGO with the cleverness of puns, offering a delightful linguistic adventure for enthusiasts of brick-built humor.
What do you do if someone doesn’t like your LEGO jokes?
Block them.
What time is it when an elephant sits on your LEGO city?
Time to build a new LEGO city.
How do you get a LEGO ninja to leave your house?
Say, “Ninjago”.
What did the elf say after an orc stole his LEGO?
I’m LEGOlas.
What do you get if you cross a snake with LEGO?
A boa constructor.
What’s the best way to keep intruders from entering your home?
Put LEGO bricks all over the floor.
What did the LEGO alien say?
I come in pieces.
Did you hear about the LEGO truck that crashed on the highway?
Authorities are still trying to piece it all together.
Why does everyone know the feeling of stepping on a LEGO?
Time wounds all heels.
Why was the LEGO Minifigure sick?
Because his nose was blocked.
So what if I have a bunch of LEGO?
Do you want to make something out of it?
Why was the man so happy when he finished the LEGO set?
The box said 5-12 years, but he finished it in 2 weeks.
Where do LEGO ninjas buy their food shopping?
A stealth food shop.
What do you have if you have 14 green LEGO bricks in one hand and 20 red LEGO bricks in the other hand?
Really big hands.
What dance do LEGO Minifigures love the most?
Square dancing
What noise did the werewolf make when he stepped on a LEGO brick?
Ow Ow Ow OWWWOOOO.
What do LEGO minifigures say to each other when they are in love?
Never LEGO of me.
What do you call it when a LEGO Minifigure and an elf have a little baby girl Minifigure?
A LEGO Lass.
Why do people talk about stepping on LEGO and not toy soldiers?
It’s rude to dishonor a veteran.
What do you call a PC made of LEGO?
Bricked.
How do you find LEGO in the dark?
Walk around.
What do you call it when a LEGO parent sends the kids to their room?
A brick separator.
Why couldn’t the detective solve the LEGO crime?
He just couldn’t put the pieces together
What does Disney’s LEGO Elsa from Frozen sing?
LEGOOO! LEGOOOOO!
Where do LEGO people go on holiday?
The Czech RepuBRICK.
Why is the LEGO’ bathroom dirty?
Because they ran out of toy-let paper.
What is a LEGO pirate’s favorite letter?
Arrrrrrr.
Who is LEGO’s favorite artist?
Le-Gogh.
Why do LEGO people hate going to the hospital?
Because plastic surgery costs a fortune.
Did you hear they just opened the world’s largest LEGO store in California?
People are lining up for blocks.
Have you heard about LEGO’s 100ft tall castle complete with fire breathing dragon?
You couldn’t make it up.
What did the clingy toys say?
They never want to LEGO.
How the LEGO mini did figures like to party?
With a block party.
Did you see the new LEGO mini figure?
They’re a real head turner.
Did you see how excited everyone was for the newest LEGO set?
People lined up for blocks.
Final Thoughts
In the spirit of collaborative creativity, these LEGO jokes invite you to share your thoughts and favorite laughs in the comments below.
Let the bricks of humor bind us together, fostering a community where joy and wit resonate.
After all, the laughter we share is the glue that keeps our LEGO worlds interconnected.
As we close this humorous chapter, remember that humor, like LEGO, is a universal language that transcends boundaries.
Build on, laugh on, and continue creating joy in every corner of your imaginative landscape.
May these jokes about LEGO connect us through the timeless joy of building and mirth.
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