Enter the whimsical world of llama humor—a fusion of wit and charm that transcends age groups.
In this collection, curated by humor experts and vetted for laughs, indulge in the finest selection of llama jokes.
Whether seeking the innocence of kids’ humor or the risqué chuckles for adults, this comprehensive assortment has it all.
Delve into categories like one-liners, knock-knocks, puns, and more—all celebrating the quirky charisma of llamas.
Embark on a laughter-filled journey, exploring the cleanest to the wittiest, and witness how these jokes about llamas transcend age barriers with their timeless hilarity.
Best Llama Jokes
Discover the pinnacle of llama humor here! These carefully selected jokes, endorsed by humor connoisseurs, promise a laughter-filled experience. Brace yourself for the finest, most entertaining jokes starring our beloved llamas.
How do llamas think the world will end?
Llamageddon.
What do you call a book writing llama?
She was a woolly thinker.
What do Llamas do when they find something funny?
They llaugh of course.
What’s a llama’s favourite pudding?
A banana spit.
What did the llama say when he was planning a picnic?
Alpaca lunch.
How do llamas wake up in the morning?
They use allama clocks.
What happened when a Llama got in a fight with her twin sister?
Llama drama!
What happens when you get stuck between two llamas?
You get llamanated.
Why did the pope invite an animal into the Vatican?
Because it was the Dalai Llama.
What do you call two llamas standing next to a bell?
Llama llama ding dong.
What do you call a llama with his head underwater?
Anything you want, he can’t hear you.
What do you say to doubt a llama?
Wool have to see about that.
What did a llamas mum say about the twin siblings?
They looked like the spitting image of each other.
Where do baby llamas go to eat?
The pizzacria
What do you call a secret group of llamas
The I-llama-nati
What did the llama say when the alpaca asked why he knew so many jokes?
Llama funny guy.
What’s more amazing than a talking llama?
A spelling bee.
What do you call two baby llamas standing on a compass?
North Cria and South Cria
What do you call a llama that is really late ?
A dally llama
What did the llama say to the grass?
“Nice gnawing you!”
Funny Llama Jokes
Get ready to giggle with these uproarious llama jokes! Handpicked for their rib-tickling humor, each joke guarantees a hilarious moment. Dive into this collection for a joyful laughter spree!
Who’s a llama’s favorite singer?
Llama Del Ray.
Who’s a llama’s favorite rapper?
Kendrick llama.
What do llamas say when you tell them something obvious?
No spit, Sherlock.
What do you call a llama on fire?
F-llama-able.
Why should you never buy anything from llamas?
They’ll fleece you.
How do zoo keepers wake the animals in the morning?
They set their allamas.
What did the alpaca say when her friend asked how far the beach was?
It’s spitting distance.
What did the llama see when he looked in the mirror?
His spitting image.
Why else did the llama cross the road?
He wanted to prove to the possum that it could be done.
What did the camel say to the llama?
Let me teach you how to spit!
Why don’t Lucy Llama and Lacey Llama get along?
Typical llama drama
What is a llama’s favorite Justin Bieber lyrics?
“My llama don’t like you and she likes everyone.”
What happens when you stand between two llamas?
You get llamanated!
What did the Rock Star llama promise his label?
“Alpaca concert hall!”
What do you call an alpaca that screams when it sees a fire?
A smoke a-llama.
What did the Farmer say when he saw a painting of his pet Llama?
“It’s a spitting image.”
Who is a llama’s favorite composer?
Wolfgang Llamadeus Mozart!
Why did the llama wear a bell around his neck?
Because llamas don’t have horns.
What do you call a really big llama?
A wooly mammoth!
Hilarious Llama Jokes
Prepare for uncontrollable laughter! These llama jokes are certified hilarious by laughter experts. Brace yourself for an avalanche of giggles and guffaws—pure comedic gold awaits within this selection.
What is an alpaca from the Deep South’s favorite food?
Llama beans.
Did you hear about the boy who tried to phone the spiritual leader of Tibet once, but was sent a big goat with a long neck instead?
Turns out he had phoned Dial-a-Llama.
How do camels learn to mate?
They read the Llama Sutra.
What did the one hippie llama say to the other hippie llama?
“Alpaca bowl.”
How do llamas say Merry Christmas?
“Fleece Navidad!”
Which sultry-voiced singer will happily spit in your face?
Llama Del Rey.
Where do llamas go on vacation?
Alpacapuco.
What did Mario say when he saw the Alpaca?
Don’t-a worry it’s a false-a llama.
Why didn’t the border guard allow a llama to enter the country?
Hisllamaphobia.
Where do Muslim llamas come from?
Alpacastan.
A rabbit, a monkey, and a Llama walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them, and goes, “I think you’re ALL in the wrong joke.”
The rabbit says, “Man this is worse than when I was just a typo.”
What do you call a horde of undead llamas?
A zombie alpaca-lypse.
What do you call getting squeezed by two llamas?
Getting llaminated.
What do you call a bunch of llamas who started a singing group?
Alpacapellas.
How do the zookeepers wake the animals in the morning?
They set their a-llamas.
Why do male llamas go to a therapist?
Their women are such llama queens.
A llama walks into her house.
She sees her husband in bed with another llama and is very enraged. Tears started rolling down the cheeks.
After a moment of intense silence, the husband gets up and says, “Alpaca my bags.”
What religion do most llamas practice?
Isllama.
What did the sheep say to its friend the llama?
“I can shear with you.”
How do you know when it’s alpaca time?
The a-llama goes off.
How did the Jewish llama say hi?
“Sha-llama!”
A polygamist lion walks into a bar with 3 of his wives: a giraffe, an ostrich, and a llama.
He walks up to the bar and asks the rhino bartender to recommend a beer.
Rhino: “Sure, we have lots of great choices on tap.”
Lion: “C’mon man… Can’t you see I prefer longnecks?”
What did the yogi say after riding his pet llama to the ashram?
Llamaste.
Knock Knock Llama Jokes
Knock, knock! Who’s there? These llama jokes are! Prepare for a playful twist with these knock-knock jokes featuring our furry friends. Open the door to a world of giggles and pun-filled delight!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Llama.
Llama who?
Llama drama, that’s who!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Llama.
Llama who?
I’m not sure, I don’t speak llama!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Llama.
Llama who?
Just a minute, I’m trying to spit out this grass!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Llama.
Llama who?
Don’t be silly, llamas don’t knock on doors!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Llama.
Llama who?
Interrupting llama, interrupting llama…
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Llama.
Llama who?
Hey, what’s up with the suspenders?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Llama.
Llama who?
Do you have any wool? My coat is feeling a bit bare.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Llama.
Llama who?
I’m just trying to get some peace and quiet in my stable!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Llama.
Llama who?
What do you want? Can’t you see I’m busy eating my hay?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Llama.
Llama who?
I’m not a morning person, can you come back later?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Llama.
Llama who?
You again? Don’t you ever stop knocking?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Llama.
Llama who?
Can you please pass the salt?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Llama.
Llama who?
Are you sure you’re at the right door? This isn’t a petting zoo!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Llama.
Llama who?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to knit with hooves?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Llama.
Llama who?
I’m not a taxi service, you know!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Llama.
Llama who?
I’m trying to take a nap, can you keep it down?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Llama.
Llama who?
Do you have any alpaca my stuff?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Llama.
Llama who?
I think you’ve got the wrong animal, I’m a llama, not a cow!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Llama.
Llama who?
Mooove over, I’m trying to eat here!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Llama.
Llama who?
Baaah, baaah, baaah, that’s all I hear when I’m around you!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Llama.
Llama who?
I’m not a doctor, but I play one on TV!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Llama.
Llama who?
Got any spare change? I need to buy some more hay!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Llama.
Llama who?
I’m not a giraffe, I don’t have a long neck!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Llama.
Llama who?
Do you have any wool? I’m feeling a bit chilly!
Llama Jokes One Liners
Short, snappy, and utterly hilarious! These llama one-liners pack a punch with every word. Get ready for quick-witted jokes that guarantee instant amusement in bite-sized doses.
What do you call a llama who writes jokes? A woolcomedian.
What did the llama say when he won the lottery? “Alpaca your bags, we’re outta here!”
Why did the llama cross the road? It was the chicken’s day off.
What do llamas do when they find something funny? They llaugh, of course!
What’s a llama’s favourite type of cheese? Nacho average cheddar!
What did the baby llama say to its mom? “Alpaca lunch!”
Why should you never buy anything from a llama? They’ll fleece you.
What did the llama say after a workout? “I feel llamamazing!”
What do you call a group of llamas performing a musical act? A woolcome to arms!
Why did the llama get detention? He chewed on the teacher’s alpaca-bet!
What do you get when you cross a llama and a cactus? A prickly problem!
What’s a llama’s favourite drink? Spitoonicle juice.
How do you make a llama smile? Tell them a wool-derful joke!
Where do llamas go to learn? Alpacademy!
What’s a llama’s favourite movie? The Lion King, but only the llama scenes!
What’s a llama’s least favourite song? “Call Me Maybe,” because they prefer “Spituate Me Maybe!”
Why did the llama join the debate team? He wanted to make his voice heard with a good long speech-u-a-llama!
What’s a llama’s favourite sport? Spithball!
What’s a llama’s favourite day of the week? Hump Day, of course!
What do you call a llama who writes poetry? A woolful thinker.
What do you say to a llama offering you a ride? “Hop on, llamaback!”
Clean Llama Jokes
Enjoy wholesome humor at its finest! These clean llama jokes are perfect for all ages. Dive into this collection for innocent yet side-splitting jokes that’ll bring smiles without a hint of worry.
Why did the llama go to the party?
Because he was an alpac-star!
What do you call a llama that’s good at soccer?
A goal-scorer!
How do llamas communicate?
They use alpaca-sign language!
What did the llama say to his friend?
“Let’s graze together, mane!”
Why did the llama go to the gym?
To get some exercise and build up his wool!
What do llamas say when they’re excited?
“Wow, that’s awe-some!”
Why did the llama become a teacher?
He wanted to educate his flock!
How do llamas stay cool in the summer?
They use their natural fiber!
What did the llama say when he met his favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fan of your fleece!”
Why did the llama start a band?
He wanted to make some noise and sell some records!
What do llamas say when they’re hungry?
“I’m starving, let’s grab some grub!”
Why did the llama go to the beach?
To catch some rays and work on his tan!
What do llamas use to style their hair?
Alpaca gel!
What did the llama say when his friend asked him to help move?
“Sure thing, I’ll bring my pack!”
Why did the llama join a book club?
He loved reading about adventures!
What do llamas say when they’re tired?
“I’m pooped, let’s take a siesta!”
Why did the llama go to the dentist?
To get his teeth checked and his breath freshened!
What do llamas say when they’re sad?
“I’m feeling a little sheepish.”
Why did the llama go to the amusement park?
To ride the roller coaster and scream like a lama!
What do llamas say when they’re angry?
“Don’t make me mad, or I’ll spit!”
Why did the llama go to the art museum?
To learn about the masterpieces of the pasture!
What do llamas say when they’re surprised?
“Wow, that’s a real shock!”
Why did the llama go to the library?
To read up on history and learn about his ancestors!
What do llamas say when they’re happy?
“Life is good, mane!”
Dirty Llama Jokes
For a touch of risqué humor, these llama jokes are just right! Tailored for mature audiences, these jokes bring a mischievous edge to the world of llama humor. Prepare for some cheeky laughs!
What do you call a llama that hoards anything and everything to be prepared?
An all-packa.
I was head-butted by an animal in the Andes…
It was a blunt-force llama.
What happens when you make a Llama sing along to a song by the Cranberries?
You get a zombie alpacalips.
What did the male alpaca say to the female alpaca?
Como te llama.
Llama Jokes for Adults
Indulge in grown-up giggles with these llama jokes! Designed for adult sensibilities, these jokes offer a blend of sophistication and humor, promising a chuckle-worthy experience for the mature audience.
What’s the difference between a llama and a therapist?
A llama charges $50/hour and actually listens.
Why did the llama get kicked out of the poker game?
He kept raising the “wool ante.”
What do you call a llama who’s good at gossiping?
A woolf in sheep’s clothing.
What’s the llama’s pick-up line?
“Hey there, wanna spitfire-start my relationship?”
What do you call a llama who keeps forgetting stuff?
A woolful mind wanders.
Why did the llama get arrested?
Public indecen-llama.
What’s the llama’s favourite dating app?
Alpaca-date.
How do you tell if a llama’s lying?
Its lips are moving and it’s not spitting.
What did the llama say to the bartender?
“Make it a double spit-arita, I’m off the hump.”
What’s the llama’s karaoke go-to?
“Bohemian Rhapsody,” just the llama verses.
Why did the llama get rejected from the yoga class?
They kept falling asleep in downward-facing puma.
What did the llama say after a bad date?
“Alpaca my bags, this date’s gone llama-zingly wrong.”
What’s the llama’s favourite part of a heist?
The wool haul.
What did the llama say when the alpaca stole his credit card?
“It’s alpaca-bly yours now.”
What do you call a llama who’s always late?
A pro-llama-stinator.
How do you get a llama to leave a party?
Turn off the llama dance music.
What’s the llama’s favourite conspiracy theory?
The government is made of alpacas.
What did the llama say after winning the lottery?
“Alpaca my bags, we’re going shopping for gold-plated spitoons!”
What’s the llama’s favourite pick-up line at a bar?
“Hey there, I’m looking for someone to share my fleece-dom.”
What do you call a llama who keeps getting into fights?
A wool-y bully.
What’s the llama’s favourite board game?
“Alpacaca,” obviously.
What’s the llama’s favourite reality show?
“Shear Survivor.”
What did the llama say after accidentally burning the llama fajitas?
“Oh, this is a complete llama-stro.”
What do you call a llama who’s addicted to online shopping?
A wool-aholic.
What’s the llama’s favourite pick-up line at a karaoke bar?
“Hey there, wanna duet on ‘Llamanda Let Me Go’?”
Llama Jokes for Kids
Engage young minds with these delightful llama jokes! Tailored for kids’ amusement, these jokes promise innocent fun and laughter, perfect for entertaining and charming the younger audience.
Why did the llama cross the road?
To get to the other sssssside!
What do you call a llama with a tie?
An investi-gator!
What do llamas wear to bed?
Pajama-llamas!
What do you call a baby llama?
A cria!
What do llamas use to comb their fur?
A llama comb!
What do you call a llama who loves music?
A llama-geddon rockstar!
Where do llamas go to school?
Alpacademy!
What’s a llama’s favourite food?
Llamacorn flakes!
What do you call a llama who loves to travel?
A globetrotter llama!
What do you call a group of llamas playing hide-and-seek?
A herd of hiders!
What do you call a llama who’s good at jokes?
A woolf comedian!
What do you call a llama who loves to read?
A bookworm llama!
What do you call a llama who’s really strong?
A superllama!
What do you call a llama who loves to dance?
A llamamba!
What do you call a llama who’s always happy?
A smillama!
What do you call a llama who loves to play games?
A gamellama!
What do you call a llama who loves to help others?
A helpfullama!
What do you call a llama who loves to sing?
A llama-zing singer!
What do you call a llama who loves to eat?
A hungry llama!
What do you call a llama who loves to sleep?
A sleepy llama! (They need their beauty rest!)
What do you call a llama who loves to swim?
A swimllama!
What do you call a llama who loves to fly?
A flyllama!
What do you call a llama who loves to build things?
A builder llama!
What do you call a llama who loves to paint?
An artist llama! (They create masterpieces with their fluffy tails!)
What do you call a llama who loves to be your friend?
A friend llama!
Llama Jokes and Puns
Enter the world of clever wordplay and puns! These llama jokes offer a twist of linguistic wit, promising a chuckle with every pun-tastic moment. Get ready for cleverly crafted humor!
What do you get if you stand between two llamas?
Llamanated.
What did the llama get when he graduated school?
A dipllama.
What do you call a llama that is really late?
A dally llama.
Why don’t llamas like singing with backing music?
They prefer to sing alpacapella.
Did you hear about the alpaca who started an advice column?
She was good at solving dillamas.
What do you get when you cross a turtle and a llama?
A turtleneck sweater.
What do you call a fast llama?
A llamaghini.
What sound does a llama’s doorbell make?
Llama-llama-ding-dong.
Why do llamas have such long necks?
To make sure their heads stay on.
Why did the llama win the rap battle?
Because he was good at spitting.
Why weren’t the llamas getting along?
Llama drama.
Who’s a llama’s favorite U.S. president?
Barack Ollama.
What did the llama say when she was invited to the picnic?
Alpaca sandwich.
What do you call a stampeding herd of llamas?
The alpacalypse.
What do Tibetans use to move their alpacas around?
Dolly Llamas.
What do you get when you cross a llama and a sweet potato?
You get a Yyama.
What do llamas do when they eat outside together?
They have an alpacanic.
What should you say to a group of llamas before you tell them a llama joke?
Stop me if you’ve herd this one.
Why didn’t the alpaca want coffee?
He only drinks llamanade.
What do llamas say when they introduce themselves?
Fleeced to meet you.
Where do llamas go for a nice holiday?
Shangri-llama.
What did the llama say when he found out he had been robbed?
I’ve been fleeced.
Who’s a llama’s favorite actor?
Al Pacacino.
How do llamas say “Merry Christmas” in Spanish?
Fleece Navidad.
What did the llama say when he was invited on his first camping trip?
Alpaca tent.
What do llamas call the end of the world?
Llamagedon.
What do you call a secret group of llamas?
The i-llama-nati.
Did you hear about the llama who couldn’t see?
Someone pulled the wool over her eyes.
What kind of health insurance does a llama need?
O-llamacare.
What do llamas say once you have thanked them?
No probllama.
What happened when the llama looked in the mirror?
It saw a spitting image.
Final Thoughts
As you depart from this llama joke extravaganza, may the echoes of laughter linger on.
Share your favorite llama jokes in the comments below and keep the joyous spirit of humor alive!
Remember, laughter is timeless, and these llama jokes are bound to tickle your funny bone time and again, no matter your age or preference for humor.
Whether it’s the simplicity of a clean joke bringing families together or the adult humor fostering camaraderie among friends, the power of laughter transcends boundaries.
So, let these jokes about llamas serve as a catalyst for joy in your day.
Let the laughter continue!
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