As Mark Twain once said, “Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing.”
Dive into the autumnal hilarity with a collection of November jokes.
Backed by extensive research on the positive impact of laughter from esteemed universities, we present the best jokes to uplift your spirits.
As experts affirm, a good laugh not only relieves stress but also boosts immunity.
Our treasury of jokes about November, filled with wit and wisdom, will carry you through autumn festivals with joy.
Let’s dig in.
Best November Jokes
Embrace the epitome of humor with best November jokes! We’ve curated a selection that transcends the ordinary, ensuring your autumn is filled with laughter. From witty one-liners to clever puns, find the best jokes to light up your November days.
Why did the scarecrow enroll in cooking school in November?
Because it wanted to learn how to make “corny” dishes!
When is the best time to plant things?
Grow-vember!
Why did the farmer enter the cider contest?
He loved all the apple-ause.
What’s the best thing to put into pumpkin pie?
Your teeth!
What do comedians call Thanksgiving?
Pranks-giving.
What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot.
Why did the turkey cross the road on November 1st?
To get to the other side before Thanksgiving!
What kind of apples should be used for cider served at a ball?
Gala apples.
How do you talk to a giant?
Use big words.
Why was the apple grower sent to federal prison?
In-cider trading.
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
It’s too far to walk!
What kind of tan did pilgrims get?
Puritan.
What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
Quack, Quack, Quack.
What did one autumn leaf say to the other?
I’m falling for you.
What do vampires call Thanksgiving?
Fangs-giving.
What kind of stories do frogs like?
Ones with hoppy endings!
Why are cranberries so good at coming up with riddles?
They know how to BOG-GLE the mind.
What do you get when you cross a Pilgrim with a cracker?
A Pilgraham.
What’s the best thing about Black Friday?
Sleeping in on Saturday.
What’s the friendliest part of November?
Thanksgiving!
What did the cranberry say to the turkey?
Nothing. Cranberries can’t talk.
What do you call the evil being that comes to get pilgrims?
Pilgrim Reaper.
Why did the cranberry cross the road?
To get to the other tide.
What’s the smallest unit of measurement in the pilgrim cookbook?
Pilgram.
Why are trees so care free and easy going?
Because every fall, they let loose.
What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
The letter G!
What does a clock do when it’s really hungry?
It goes back for seconds!
Why was the Thanksgiving dinner so expensive?
It had 24 carrots.
What kind of face do pilgrims make when they’re in pain?
Pil-grimace.
What might you get from drinking expired apple cider?
Bad cider-ffects
What did the Mayflower sailors play when they were bored?
Cards – because they always have a deck.
What is corn oil used for?
Corn cars.
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A buccaneer.
Funny November Jokes
Tickle your funny bone with funny November jokes! Laughter is the best medicine, and our collection ensures a hearty dose. With humor as diverse as the autumn leaves, these jokes promise to add a dash of joy to your November.
What do you a star that explodes at the end of the year?
A super Nova-member.
When does December come before November?
In the dictionary.
What is the brightest month of the year?
Glow-vember.
What is the opposite of November?
Yes-vember.
I’m devastated that I won’t be able to celebrate my birthday this March.
Because I was born in November.
What is better than Black Friday?
Sleep in Saturday.
Why did the man decide to clean out his apartment?
Because it was Throw-vember.
What is a potato’s favorite TV show in November?
M.A.S.H.
Why did the man decide to watch a musical while on holiday in New York City?
Because it was Show-vember.
Why do people love November?
Because they simply fall for it.
In which month of year do farmers buy new tools?
Hoe-vember.
What is the most popular college every four years in November?
The Electoral College.
What is the most grateful part of November?
Thanksgiving.
Which month of the year are bakers the busiest of all?
Dough-vember.
Why are pieces of military hardware the most generous in the month of November?
Because of tanks giving.
In which month of the year are car mechanics the busiest?
Tow-vember.
If you borrow money in October, what happens in the next month?
You owe-vember.
What do you get when you divide the circumference of pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi.
When is the best time of the year to plant the fields?
Grow-vember.
What is the most knowledgable month of the year?
Know-vember.
Why was the river rushing to the sea?
Because it was Flow-vember.
In which month of the year are pedicurists the busiest?
Toe-vember.
When is the best time to act on your goals as the year end approaches?
Now-vember.
Short November Jokes
Short, sweet, and hilarious! presents short November jokes for those who like their humor like a quick autumn breeze. Get ready for instant laughter with these bite-sized gems that pack a punch of wit in just a few words.
What is the longest month of the year?
Slow-vember.
What is it called when snowfall comes early?
Snow-vember.
What would be everyone’s favorite season if money grew on trees?
Fall.
What smells the best at Thanksgiving dinner?
Your nose.
What is the best month to go boating?
Row-vember.
At a court Hearing in Helsinki, the judge questions the culprit:
“Where have you been in the night of the 4th November to 11th February?”
What comes at the end of November?
The letter R.
What the best month of the year to cut the grass on your lawn?
Mow-vember.
Which month of the year is the favorite of the corvus species of birds?
Crow-vember.
Why didn’t the turkey feel like eating in November?
Because it was stuffed.
What do you call a month that is furry and thinks it lives in the woods?
Novem-bear.
I stopped shaving for November.
At first I hated the moustache, but what can I say? It’s grown on me.
Why is November such an adorable month of the year?
Because it is awww-tumn.
What do you call November 1st?
Oct-over.
Did you hear about the clock that was so hungry at Thanksgiving dinner?
It went back for seconds.
Why did the man decide to go kayaking?
Because it was Row-vember.
What is Humpty Dumpty’s favorite month?
November. Because he had a great fall.
Why did the trees wear sweaters?
Because it was Novem-brrrrr.
What is the best month of the year for seamstresses?
Sew-vember.
In which month should you not ask to borrow money?
NO-vember.
What is the best thing to put in pumpkin pie?
Your teeth.
Why did the farmer enter the cider making contest?
Because he loved the apple-ause.
What did the monster say when he found out it was November?
It’s boo-tiful.
Why shouldn’t you go for an outdoor Guns and Roses concert in November?
Because November rains.
November Jokes One Liners
Cut to the chase with November jokes one liners! These succinct quips deliver humor in a nutshell, perfect for the witty souls seeking quick laughs. Explore our collection for the cream of the crop in November hilarity.
What game do mice love to play? Hide and squeak.
Why should you make sure your bonfire night is well timed? Otherwise, it will be bang out of order!
Why do some people love November? They fall for it every year.
Which month is black and feathery? Crow-vember!
Why did Johnny get such low grades after Thanksgiving? Because everything is marked down after the holidays.
How did the detective solve the mystery at the orchard? He pressed the apples for clues.
What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner? Your nose.
How did they clean their clothes on the Mayflower? Tide!
What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?The tur-key!
What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner? A Har-VEST.
What do Halloween and Thanksgiving have in common? One has goblins, the other has gobblers.
What showed us how much the Mayflower liked America? The way it hugged the shore.
What’s got a beak and gets set off on the 5th of November? A fire-quacker!
Where did the first corn come from? The stalk brought it.
What’s a turkey’s favorite sport? Featherball!
What do you call a turkey that’s not polite? “Fowl”-mannered!
How did the Pilgrims bring their cows to America? On the Mooooo-flower.
Why is November such a cute month of the year? Because it’s in awwwtumn.
Why do birds fly south in November? Because it’s quicker than walking.
What key has legs and can’t open doors? A turkey!
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries
When is the best time to cut your lawn? Mow-vember!
Why did the Granny Smith apple cry? It’s peelings were hurt.
What do you call a turkey that’s been cooking for hours? A “slow-roasted” turkey!
What did the ghost say when it found out it was November? It’s boo-tiful outside.
How do you fix a gourd? With a pumpkin patch.
What do you get when you cross a turkey with a vampire? A “fowl”-blooded creature!
Which month is the best for boating? Row-vember!
Why was the robot couple’s anniversary in November? They were autumn mated.
Why did the math book look sad in November? Because it had too many problems.
Dirty November Jokes
For those who dare to tread the cheeky path, presents dirty November jokes. Unleash your playful side with humor that’s not afraid to tiptoe on the naughty side. Dive into the laughter, but keep it between us adults!
After No Nut November, a man decided to first shave his pubes and then m*sturbate.
He was done beating around the bush.
Wife: What does that NNN mean?
Husband: Nothin new November, my love.
Did you hear that Jesus failed NNN?
People keep on saying that he’s coming.
A few days ago everybody was talking about NNN,
It just didn’t seem that climactic!
Why is Krispy Kreme against NNN?
They’re full of Donuts.
Once upon a time in a quaint little town, there lived a young boy named Timmy who was known far and wide for his adventurous spirit.
However, there was one adventure Timmy was yet to embark upon – tasting the legendary peanut, a nut rumored to hold the power of unleashing waves of laughter, but at a perilous cost.
Now, the town had a peculiar tradition known as No Nut November, a time when not a single nut was to be consumed.
But Timmy’s curiosity got the better of him, and against the town’s tradition, he bravely decided to taste a peanut on the first of November.
As he took a bite, the town gasped, watching him as his face turned as red as a ripe tomato, gasping for breath!
It was a close shave, but Timmy recovered with the town’s quick action. The next day, the headline in the local paper read, “Local boy nearly meets nutty demise; takes No Nut November to a whole new level!”
Have you seen these No Nut November memes?
They’re really getting out of hand.
An oath keeper took NNN to the next level,
He hasn’t nutted all year!
What would be the female equivalent of No Nut November?
Get your alliteration skills on people. So far I’ve come up with D*ldo Denial December or Forbidden Fingering February.
Why are people going on about no nut November?
It’s like any other month if you are married.
Have you ever watched a “No Nut November” themed midget p*rn?
There isn’t a single shortcoming.
What is another name for NNN?
Virgin Pride Month.
What happens if a soldier fails No Nut November because of a wet dream instead of masturbation?
They are honorably discharged.
Why does the snow come in December?
Because no nut November just ended.
Why is November a hard time for Indian pedophiles?
They are stuck in a dilemma between celebrating No Nut November and Children’s Day.
What’s the best part about being castrated?
You can win both No Nut November and Destroy Dick December.
November Jokes for Adults
Indulge in grown-up giggles with November jokes for adults! Our collection combines wit and maturity for a laughter experience tailored to a more seasoned audience. Get ready for humor that’s as refined as a fine wine.
Is it a coincidence that No-Shave November is when it is?
It coincides with the end of Daylight Shavings Time.
Why did Floyd Mayweather get denied entry into Dubai in 2022?
They just didn’t expect May weather in November.
What is the most common question the Finnish detective asks a suspect?
“What were you doing the night between November and May?”
Did you think that No Nut November is bad?
Wait until No Net December.
Remember John’s childhood crush?
Both are finally getting married this year. He in August, and her in November.
What time of the year do most squirrels die?
No nut November.
Did you hear about the neighbor guy who took up the No Nut November Challenge?
It is going great so far. Every time he thinks about eating almonds, he just m*sturbate. It’s not hard.
Did you hear about the kid who was fed peanuts and almost died?
Guess some people take No Nut November way too seriously.
What happens when cranberries get sad in November?
They turn into blueberries.
Aren’t you surprised that we didn’t see any “5th of November” images?
Apparently, with everything going on, we had no Fawkes to give.
What is squirrels’ least favorite month?
November.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because it’s no longer November, and the guy left his window open.
Mommy, why am I getting Christmas presents in November?
Because it’s cheaper than chemotherapy.
A wife said t her husband that they should spice up their love life.
“What do you mean?” he asked.
She said, “Let’s do a bit of role-playing. I’ll be the doctor and you be the patient.”
“Alright…” the husband went with it, “How are you, doctor?”
“We have no appointments till November. Goodbye.”
What are you doing after November?
Nuttin’ much.
What do people who failed the No Nut November challenge generally say?
“I didn’t fail No-Nut November… I just finished the challenge 29 days early!”
Why No Nut November challenge is not gonna be a problem for most kids?
It’s not hard at that age.
What do you call the 1st of November?
Octover.
During November, why was the turkey put in jail?
The police suspected fowl play.
A Student asks the teacher to go to the bathroom.
The student, “Hey, can I go to the bathroom please?”
The teacher says, “It’s may…”
The student replies, “No, it’s actually November!”
How do you know Santa most definitely passed No Nut November?
He only comes in December.
Did you hear that everyone hates Nick’s facial hair for No Shave November?
But it’s growing on him.
What is the best example of the importance of pushing one another to achieve goals in a relationship?
Someone’s wife seems intent on helping him succeed at no-nut November, whether he likes it or not.
What month is a hooker’s biggest fear?
November.
When is the best time for musicians to take time off?
No Note November.
What’s the difference between your meat and your game controller?
You stop ragefully beating your meat in November.
Did you hear about the girl who opened a pistachio shell, and there was nothing inside?
Even Mother Nature is participating in NNN.
Do you know why there is a “No Fap November”?
It makes for a good white Christmas.
Why can’t you bring a turkey to church during the month of November?
They use fowl language.
How did the salt and pepper welcome all the guests in November?
By saying, “Seasoning’s greetings!”
November Jokes for Kids
November jokes for kids guarantee giggles galore! Our child-friendly collection ensures that the little ones can join in on the autumnal fun. Spark joy and laughter with jokes crafted just for their playful hearts.
What did November say to October?
“Leaf me alone!”
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
I ran into a friend today, but I couldn’t remember her name.
I guess I had a November-mind!
Why do turkeys always win awards in November?
Because they’re fowl-tastic!
Why is Veterans Day celebrated in November?
Because that’s when tanks-giving happens!
What do you call a group of birds flying south for the winter?
A con-feathered-acy!
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi!
What is the best accessory to wear to the pumpkin patch in November?
A har-vest!
What do you call a really cold November day?
A brrr-illiant day!
What did the leaves say to the wind in November?
“Don’t blow me away, I’m too leafly!”
What do you call a turkey with no feathers?
Bare-naked!
Why did the pilgrim finally able to go to school in November?
He got a scholar-ship!
Why did the mashed potatoes go to the police?
They got assaulted and peppered!
What did the cranberry sauce say to the turkey?
You sauce a lot of trouble!
November Jokes for Thanksgiving
Celebrate Thanksgiving with a side of laughter! The Thanksgiving jokes are the perfect accompaniment to your holiday feast. From turkey tales to pumpkin puns, elevate your Thanksgiving spirit with these delightful jokes.
Why was the turkey in jail?
Fowl play.
What should you never serve at Thanksgiving dinner?
Cranberry jellyfish.
What kind of music did the Pilgrims like to listen to?
Plymouth Rock.
Who is never hungry on Thanksgiving?
The turkey because he’s already stuffed!
What’s the most musical part of a turkey?
The drumstick.
Why do turkeys lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they would break!
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course – buildings can’t jump at all.
Why did the turkey bring a microphone?
He was ready to roast.
Which side of a turkey has more feathers?
The outside.
What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone!
Why did the turkey stand on stilts?
Because nobody eat flamingoes for Thanksgiving dinner.
What kind of turkey requires ID?
Wild Turkey.
What did the turkey say when he met the president?
Pardon me.
How does a turkey travel?
By gravy train.
What did the turkey say to his real estate agent?
Turn-key only.
What’s a turkey’s favorite month?
They don’t have one, but they prefer any other than November!
What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
Wing-wing-wing.
What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?
Quack, Quack!
Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey?
He sensed fowl play.
What key has legs and can’t open a door?
A tur-key.
Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had his own drumsticks.
What happened to the turkey that got in a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
Why shouldn’t you sit next to a turkey at dinner?
Because he will gobble it up.
If you call a big turkey a gobbler, what do you call a small one?
A goblet.
What do you call a running turkey?
Fast food.
What’s blue and covered in feathers?
A turkey holding its breath.
What’s the best song to play while cooking a turkey?
All about that baste.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
He wanted people to think he was a chicken.
How come the turkey didn’t eat dinner?
He was already stuffed.
What did the turkey say to the computer?
Google, google.
What do you get if you cross a turkey with a ghost?
A poultry-geist.
What kind of weather does a turkey like?
Fowl weather.
What did the leftover turkey say?
Make me a sandwich!
November Jokes and Puns
Prepare for a pun-tastic journey with November jokes and puns! Our collection weaves humor into every autumn moment, proving that laughter and wordplay go hand in hand. Brace yourself for a delightful blend of wit and puns.
What’s a turkey’s favorite type of movie in November?
Anything with “gobble” stars.
What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert in November?
Peach “gobbler.”
What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving in November?
Lucky!
Why did the skeleton go to the November party alone?
Because he had no body to go with him.
What do you call a squirrel in November?
A “nut collector.”
What’s a scarecrow’s favorite type of music in November?
Straw-coustic!
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backward in November?
A receding “hare”-line.
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport in November?
Squash.
Why did the broom get a promotion in November?
Because it swept the competition away!
What did one autumn leaf say to another in November?
“I’m falling for you!”
What do you call a bee that produces milk in November?
A “boobee.”
Why did the turkey go to school in November?
To get “stuffed” with knowledge!
What’s a turkey’s favorite type of music in November?
Heavy “gobble”-in’!
What did the turkey say to the computer in November?
“Google, Google, Google.”
What’s a turkey’s favorite game in November?
Beak-erball!
What do you call a sleeping bull in November?
A “bull-dozer.”
What do you call a turkey with an attitude in November?
A “snappy gobble.”
What did the salad say to the celery in November?
“Lettuce romaine
Why did the calendar go to therapy in November?
It had too many dates.
November Jokes and Riddles
Challenge your wit with November jokes and riddles! Engage in brain-teasing humor that adds a twist to your autumn days. Whether you’re unraveling riddles or enjoying straightforward jokes, our collection promises a delightful mental workout.
I come with shorter days and cooler nights, but also bring colorful sights. What am I?
Autumn.
I’m gathered once a year, dressed in orange and brown, filled with seeds and a silly frown. What am I?
A pumpkin.
I fall but have no feet, whisper but have no mouth, and paint the ground in shades of red and brown. What am I?
A leaf.
I come knocking once a year, dressed in red and white, a symbol of peace and giving bright. What am I?
Santa Claus.
I have a stem and wear a crown, but rule no land or city. I’m loved for pies and roasted brown, what delicious autumn treat am I?
A pumpkin.
I’m a month marked by gratitude, with feasts and family close at hand. What am I?
Thanksgiving.
I shine the brightest when days are short, guiding sailors and lighting dark ports. What am I?
The full moon.
I mark the end of summer’s reign, bringing crisp winds and frost’s domain. What am I?
The first freeze.
I hold the key to winter’s sleep, tucked behind eyelids, counting sheep. What am I?
November dreams.
My friend asked why I didn’t shave after November ended.
I replied, “It grew on me.”
I doubt I’ll shave at the end of November.
My beard is really growing on me.
Final Thoughts
As our November jokes extravaganza comes to an end, we invite you to share your laughter-filled moments in the comments below.
Laughter is a universal language that bridges gaps and brings joy.
From Thanksgiving hilarity to quick one-liners, we hope to have sprinkled your November with the magic of humor.
As you navigate through the colorful leaves of autumn, remember that a good laugh is like a cozy sweater for the soul—warm, comforting, and always in style.
Keep the laughter alive, and let the jokes about November linger in your heart long after the autumn winds have settled. Happy laughing!
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