In the vast galaxy of entertainment, humor becomes the infinity stone that binds fans to their favorite Marvel heroes.
As Albert Einstein once mused, “Creativity is intelligence having fun,” and what better way to embody this than through the laughter sparked by clever Marvel jokes?
This compilation of jokes about Marvel isn’t just a random assortment; it’s a meticulously crafted anthology drawing on the wit and wisdom of the Marvel universe.
Join us on this laughter-filled journey, backed by the authority of a humor exploration that mirrors the genius of Stark Industries and the levity of Peter Parker’s quips.
Best Marvel Jokes
Embark on a laughter-filled quest with the best Marvel jokes curated for true fans. Unleash the power of humor as we blend iconic quotes, expert comedic timing, and the essence of Marvel’s charm. Elevate your spirits with jokes that resonate with the brilliance of Tony Stark’s inventions.
What should you tell people when you’re looking for Captain Marvel’s cat?
That you’re on a wild Goose chase.
What’s the Avengers’ favorite day of the week?
Thorsday.
What was Captain America called when he was young?
Lieutenant America.
What would you get if you crossed Captain America with Hulk?
The Star-Spangled Banner.
Why do the Avengers use the Hulk to advertise their services?
“Hey, raccoon!”
What would you call Hulk if he didn’t shave for quite some time?
Mark Scruffalo.
What did Captain America say at the beginning of the orchestra?
“Avengers, ensemble!”
What do you call the King of Asgard when he lives in Williamsburg?
A hips-thor.
Which color do all the lights in Wanda’s apartment have?
No idea, but they can be turned on with a Scarlet Switch.
Are you obsessed with Black Widow, Captain Marvel, and Scarlet Witch?
You may be a heroine addict.
Why was Iron Man not satisfied with his new assistant?
Well, he wasn’t Happy.
What is Iron Man’s favorite movie?
Ferrous Bueller.
Which supervillain gets sick while flying to destroy New York?
The Green Goblin.
Funny Marvel Jokes
Step into the lighter side of the Marvel multiverse with our collection of funny Marvel jokes. Brace yourself for a rollercoaster of laughter inspired by the quirks of your beloved Marvel characters.
Which Avenger is the most trustworthy?
The Credible Hulk.
Why was Captain America patiently waiting for so long to wield Mjolnir?
He did not want to steal Thor’s thunder.
Why did Spider-Man join the swim team?
Because he had webbed feet.
What do the Avengers shout when they hit a golf ball?
“Thor!”
Why does Tony Stark stand in the rain?
To get a bit of rust.
Why did Thanos knit himself a glove after losing the gauntlet in Endgame?
Because he wanted an Infi-knit-y Gauntlet.
Why does Thanos get unlimited hot beverages everywhere he goes?
He has the Gauntlet of Infinite-tea.
Why are the Avengers so handy with tools?
They’re always assembling.
Which Avenger is always in a hurry?
Black Widow; she’s Russian.
What did Wolverine do when he was working at a salad bar?
He was shredding carrots.
How does the Hulk feel when he wears a suit?
He looks smashing.
What did Black Widow say to Hawkeye?
“You make me quiver.”
Which Marvel heroine likes to travel with a map and a backpack and her trusty sidekick Boots?
Gamora the Explorer.
Which Marvel character is the readiest for the summer?
Tan-os.
How do Ant-Man and the Wasp travel?
They take the buzz.
How does Odinson feel after carrying around Mjolnir all day?
He feels Thor.
Why did Iron Man think that Thanos is pessimistic?
He’s a universe half-empty kind of person.
What OS do the supervillains of the MCU use?
Than OS.
Hilarious Marvel Jokes
Prepare for a rib-tickling adventure through the Marvel universe. Our hilarious Marvel jokes are a testament to the enduring humor that coexists with the heroics. It’s not just jokes; it’s a laughter-packed odyssey through the Marvel cosmos, proving that even superheroes enjoy a good laugh.
What does Peter Parker tell people he does for a living?
Web designer.
How much does it cost to kill Tony Stark’s family?
One Buck.
What happens when Iron Man, Thor, and Hulk walk into IKEA?
Avengers assemble!
What are the security guards out of the Samsung store called?
Guardians of the galaxy.
Why is Thor’s brother great at sneaking around?
He is very Loki.
What was Iron Man not satisfied with his new assistant?
Well, he wasn’t Happy.
What happens when you cross Quicksilver with the Hulk?
The Fast and the Furious.
What did Thor say when he came across a rabbit on his way?
Hey, raccoon!
Why was Thanos so crazy?
He snapped!
How will you determine that you are in a Marvel movie?
You are bound to bump into Stan Lee randomly at some point in your life.
What is Hulk’s mashed potatoes known as?
Hulk’s mash!
Where can you find the home page of Spider-Man?
On the web.
How is Aluminum Man different from Iron Man?
Iron Man defeats villains but Aluminum Man can only foil their attempts.
Why does Hulk recycle most of the trash at home?
He likes to go green.
What is the common thing between Benedict Cumberbatch and his Marvel character?
The last names of each are strange.
Why did Aquaman not join the Marvel Comic Universe and end up joining the DC Universe?
He was hydra-phobic.
Where do the Avengers go to drink coffee?
Starkbucks.
What does Groot say when he becomes angry and acts brutish?
“I am Groot.”
Which month is the least favorite of Spider-Man?
Ock-tober.
Why were the Avengers fighting blind after Infinity War?
They lost their Vision.
If Captain America’s shield is vibranium, what is Hawkeye’s shield?
Quicksilver.
What was T’Challa’s nickname as a baby?
Black Pampers.
The Eternals are the most powerful beings in the Marvel universe.
They were the only team powerful enough to destroy the franchise.
Knock Knock Marvel Jokes
Unlock the door to merriment with our Marvel knock knock jokes. As universities delve into the psychology of laughter, we present a scientific approach to the art of delivering chuckles.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Iron Man.
Iron Man who?
Iron Man, you’re a genius, billionaire, playboy philanthropist!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Captain America.
Captain America who?
Captain America, the star-spangled man with a plan!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Thor.
Thor who?
Thor, the god of thunder and protector of Asgard!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Black Widow.
Black Widow who?
Black Widow, the spy who never misses her mark!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
The Hulk.
The Hulk who?
HULK SMASH PUNY DOOR DOWN!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Loki.
Loki who?
Loki, the trickster god with a mischievous grin!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Spider-Man.
Spider-Man who?
Spider-Man, the web-slinging hero of New York City!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Doctor Strange.
Doctor Strange who?
Doctor Strange, the sorcerer supreme and guardian of the mystic arts!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Ant-Man.
Ant-Man who?
Ant-Man, the tiny hero with big powers!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
The Winter Soldier.
Winter Soldier who?
The Winter Soldier, Bucky Barnes, Captain America’s best friend turned brainwashed assassin!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Groot.
Groot who?
GROOT… uh, I mean, Groot!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Rocket Raccoon.
Rocket Raccoon who?
Rocket Raccoon, the wise-cracking, gun-toting raccoon from space!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Star-Lord.
Star-Lord who?
Star-Lord, the intergalactic adventurer and leader of the Guardians of the Galaxy!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Gamora.
Gamora who?
Gamora, the deadly assassin and member of the Guardians of the Galaxy!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Drax.
Drax who?
Drax, the tough-as-nails warrior with a heart of gold!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Mantis.
Mantis who?
Mantis, the empathetic alien with antennae that can sense emotions!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Vision.
Vision who?
Vision, the android with a soul and a love for poetry!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Shuri.
Shuri who?
Shuri, Black Panther’s brilliant sister and tech genius!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Okoye.
Okoye who?
Okoye, the fierce warrior and loyal advisor to King T’Challa!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Ebony Maw.
Ebony Maw who?
Ebony Maw, Thanos’ most trusted lieutenant and master of mind games!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Proxima Midnight.
Proxima Midnight who?
Proxima Midnight, one of Thanos’ most powerful generals and a skilled fighter!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Corvus Glaive.
Corvus Glaive who?
Corvus Glaive, Thanos’ right-hand man and a formidable opponent in battle!
Marvel Jokes One Liners
Dive into the Marvel comedy cosmos with our one-liner jokes. In the spirit of concise brilliance, we’ve distilled humor into bite-sized quips that pack a punch. Immerse yourself in the world of succinct hilarity inspired by the wit of Marvel superheroes.
Why did Iron Man apply for a job at the bakery? Because he heard they kneaded a new superhero in town!
What’s Thor’s favorite music? Heavy metal.
Why did Black Widow become a gardener? She wanted to sow division!
What’s Captain America’s favorite drink? Just ice.
How does Spider-Man communicate with his friends? He sends them web messages!
Why did Deadpool start a cooking show? Because he’s great at breaking the fourth wall!
What did Hulk say when he stubbed his toe? Hulk smash… his foot into the ground!
Why did Doctor Strange open a bakery? Because he kneaded a change of reality.
Why did Black Panther go to therapy? To work on his claws and effect.
What do you call it when Hawkeye makes a mistake? An arrow in the wrong direction.
How does Ant-Man go through doors? He uses a key Ant-ry!
Why did Groot apply for a job at the tree nursery? Because he wanted to grow professionally.
What’s Gamora’s favorite type of music? Star-lord rock.
How does Loki respond to criticism? He just brushes it off with his scepter.
Why did the Avengers start a band? Because they wanted to assemble some good tunes.
What did Thanos say to Captain America during their chess game? “I always go for the endgame.”
Why did Star-Lord become a DJ? Because he’s hooked on a feeling… and some good beats!
How does Captain Marvel keep her hair so neat? She uses cosmic conditioner.
Why did the X-Men start a basketball team? Because they have a lot of mutants with excellent “jump” abilities.
What’s Rocket Raccoon’s favorite type of salad? Groot-lash!
Why did Vision start a comedy club? Because he wanted to see if artificial intelligence could generate genuine laughs.
Why did Doctor Doom become a chef? He wanted to rule the kitchen with an iron fist.
How does the Winter Soldier stay warm in the winter? He has a metal arm to beat the chill.
Why did Deadpool become a gardener? He heard it was a dead-end job.
What’s Spider-Man’s favorite day of the week? Webnesday.
Why did the Hulk break up with his therapist? He felt too confined.
Why did Iron Man become a musician? Because he knows how to play it by ear.
What’s Thor’s favorite social media platform? Insta-hammer.
Why did Black Widow start a detective agency? Because she’s a master of finding clues.
Why did Captain America start a gardening club? Because he wanted to grow a better America!
Why don’t The Avengers use The Hulk to advertise their services? He’s essentially a giant Banner.
What is Ironman’s favorite movie? Ferrous Bueller.
What did Black Widow say to Hawkeye? You make me quiver.
So I finally saw Avengers: Endgame yesterday. It was about time.
Which Marvel character is most ready for the summer? Tan-os.
In the next movie, The Avengers will battle media conglomerate Comcast. It will be called Xfinity War.
Clean Marvel Jokes
Embark on a laughter-filled journey with our collection of clean Marvel jokes. Rooted in the principles of family-friendly fun, these jokes bring joy without crossing any red lines.
When Odin got a leak in the bathroom, who did he call?
The jani-Thor.
What is Bruce Banner called when he does not want to speak to anyone?
The incredible sulk.
Which superhero loves to run in marathons?
Irun Man.
What would you call Hulk if he didn’t shave for quite some time?
Mark Scuffulo.
Why was Peter torn up about joining the Avengers?
Because his uncle Ben would never tell him to turn down the offer, but his aunt May.
What does Tony Stark use while cooking?
Pepper.
Why did Iron Man’s tuxedo range not work out?
It was not his strong suit!
What is Dora the Explorer called when she wears an Iron Man costume?
FeDora.
Why did Marvel fire Mark Ruffalo?
They don’t need him. After all, Hulk is just a big banner.
Which baseball position is Spider-Man’s favorite?
The outfield. He loves the flies.
Which Marvel actress got arrested for stealing a truck of soft French cheese?
Brie Larceny.
Marvel Studios is now against hair coloring.
In fact, their next film is about a group of people that never dye.
What Marvel Superhero is the best at HTML?
Spiderman.
Rumor has it Marvel is gonna make a movie about Iron Woman.
The cast will have a FeMale.
What’s Captain Marvel’s favorite cheese?
Brie.
Did you hear about Marvel wanting to buy the NHL?
They want to rename the championship trophy, The Stan Lee Cup.
Dirty Marvel Jokes
For those who dare to venture into the edgier side of Marvel humor, our dirty jokes collection awaits. As Deadpool once said, “I’m touching myself tonight,” these jokes push the boundaries for a mature audience seeking laughter with a cheeky twist.
The hulk is the only bisexual marvel character
He smashes everything.
Two guys are talking about dc vs marvel
P1: Dude I can’t watch dc movies they’re too dark.
P2: Well to be fair so is marvel. Thanos killed half the universe.
P1: No like they’re literally too dark I can’t fucking see anything.
The Marvel character Korg is canonically gay.
I’d guess you’d say the other gladiators are hitting rock bottom.
Did ya hear? Captain Marvel got caught stealing soft French cheese…
It was Brie Larseny.
Marvel Jokes for Adults
Indulge in a laughter fest tailored for the grown-up Marvel enthusiasts. As experts assert the therapeutic benefits of humor, our adult-oriented jokes promise a therapeutic escape into the witty, risqué side of the Marvel universe.
What is the favorite song of Hulk?
‘It’s Not Easy Being Green.’
What do the Avengers call Bruce Banner when he is injured Hulk?
Bruised Banner.
What did people think of the new fashion line of The Incredible Hulk?
It was all the rage.
Which superhero wins all singing competitions?
Captain American Idol!
How does Yondu get baby Star-Lord to sleep?
Rocket.
What is Peter Parker called when he is in a bad mood?
Angry Neighborhood Spider-Man.
Was fixing the universe hard for the Hulk?
No, it was a snap.
What does Hawkeye like to wear with his suits?
A bow tie.
Why does Thor’s brother never make a good impression at parties?
He’s too Low-key.
How do you get Batman into the Marvel Universe?
Hang him on the wall. Now he’s a Bruce Banner.
Did you hear about the new Marvel hero?
He’s a Mexican guy that can clone himself… I think he’s called Juan Division.
My store is currently selling Marvel-branded socks.
I’m probably not going to buy any because I’m sure they will make my feet all Thor.
Marvel is developing a new superhero who has the ability to remotely edit people’s DNA.
He will be called “Gene Hackman.”
Who’s the favorite author of Thor?
Thoreau.
What would Thor do if he finds an injured person?
Norse him.
What is the favorite food of Thor?
Thor-tillas.
Why did Thor take so long to look for his brother?
He failed to Lokite him.
What would Baby Groot’s character’s name be if he was Winnie the Pooh’s best friend?
Twiglet.
Why did Spider-Man fail to be the hero and save the day?
He refused to get out of his bath.
Which is the favorite outdoor sport that Spider-Man loves?
Fly fishing.
Why is Spider-Man so good at playing baseball?
He catches flies very well.
What do you result in when you cross an ear of corn with Spider-Man?
Cobwebs.
What did Iron Man angrily say to Spiderman?
“Quit bugging me.”
What do you call it when Iron Man does a cartwheel?
A ferrous wheel.
The second Avengers movie left a lot of unanswered questions.
Does anyone know how old Ultron actually is?
Did you know that each Avenger, on average, can only have about ten minutes of screen time?
It’s a little mean.
What kind of car does Black Panther like to drive?
A T’Challanger.
Who’s the famous comedian in the Black Panther movie?
Wakanda Sykes.
Which Marvel villain loves Thanksgiving the most?
Goblin.
Why did all the MARVEL Netflix shows disappear?
SNAP!
What Should Marvel’s Falcon’s new name be?
Bald Eagle.
What is Thor’s favorite element?
Thorium.
Marvel Jokes for Kids
Introduce the next generation to the joy of Marvel with our kid-friendly jokes. Supported by the principles of child psychology, these jokes provide a delightful entry point for young minds into the world of superhero humor.
What do you call it when Peter Quill has nothing to do?
Star-Bored.
What does Groot say when he has a bunch of money?
I am loot!
Hey, do you think fixing the universe hard for Thanos?
No. Actually, it’s a snap.
What do you call Peter Parker when he wakes up in a bad mood?
Grumpy Neighborhood Spider-Man.
What is the name of Dr. Strange’s cousin who can’t do magic?
Doctor Normal.
When Dr. Strange is sick, who is his doctor?
Doctor Stranger.
Thor met a rabbit in the forest. What did he say?
Hello, raccoon.
What does Iron Man do before he takes a bath?
He gets Stark-naked.
What kind of spider likes to hang out at the Avengers headquarters?
A Black Widow.
What is the Hulk’s favorite song?
“It’s Not Easy Being Green.”
What did Steve Rogers say to Carol Danvers?
Marvelous work, Captain.
What’s always missing from Tony Stark’s kitchen?
The Pepper Potts.
What color are the lights in Wanda’s house?
I don’t know, but you turn them on with a Scarlet Switch.
Did you know Clint Barton’s brother has super smelling?
Yeah, they call him Hawk-nose.
What about Clint’s sister who spies on people?
I haven’t heard of her, but I guess she’s called Hawk-ears.
Why was Thor avoiding his brother Loki?
He Odin money.
Who is Thor’s favorite singer?
MC Hammer
Why can’t the Avengers agree on a favorite poem?
They’re all into the multiverse.
What does the Hulk say before jumping into the pool?
“HULK SPLASH!”
Marvel Jokes and Puns
Unearth the treasure trove of wordplay with our Marvel jokes and puns. As linguistic experts applaud the cognitive benefits of puns, join us in a linguistic adventure that adds an extra layer of cleverness to your favorite Marvel characters.
If Marvel is thinking about cloning Benjamin J. Grimm, they have another Thing coming.
When Avengers: Endgame was released, the fans finally thought, “It was about time.”
Why did Iron Man bring a stove to the Avengers meeting? Because he wanted to iron out some differences!
What do you call a Spider-Man henchman? A Spidey-minion!
How does Doctor Strange like his pizza? With a sprinkle of magic dust!
What did Thor say when he walked into a bar? “I’m not sure, but I think it’s a pub!”
Why was Ant-Man kicked out of the library? He kept shrinking the books!
What do you call a group of Avengers playing instruments? The Superhero Symphony!
Why did Captain America get kicked out of the library? He kept shielding the books from other readers!
What did Loki say to the bartender? “A drink, or a scheme? It’s all just a matter of perspective.”
How many Avengers does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but they’ll need to assemble a team to figure out how to do it.
What did Black Widow say to Hawkeye after a long day of fighting crime? “You’ve been a real ‘arrow’-gent.”
Why did the Hulk go to the gym? To get ripped!
What did Tony Stark say to Pepper Potts when she asked him to turn off the arc reactor? “I can’t, it’s my power source. But don’t worry, I’ll keep it on low.”
What do you call a Spider-Man villain who loves flowers? The Green Goblin-ivore!
Why did the Avengers hire a fortune teller? They wanted to see what the future held for them.
What did Captain America say to Red Skull during their first fight? “You’re going down, Skull. And so is your mask.”
Why was Rocket Raccoon late to the Guardians of the Galaxy meeting? He was busy getting his fur done.
What did Drax say to Mantis after a successful mission? “You’re my favorite co-pilot, second only to Gamora.”
What did Star-Lord say to Gamora when she asked him why he always wore his sunglasses? “Because I’m a rocker, dude. And rockers wear sunglasses.”
Why did Sharon Carter join S.H.I.E.L.D.? She heard they were looking for agents with a certain “Carter”-acteristic.
What did Nick Fury say to Maria Hill when she asked him about his eye patch? “It’s a cover story. Get it?”
Final Thoughts
As the echoes of jokes about Marvel reverberate in this digital realm, we invite you, dear readers, to share your thoughts and join the conversation below.
Laughter is a universal language that unites fans across dimensions, transcending the barriers of time and space.
Let the resonance of Marvel jokes linger in your day, creating a shared bond among true enthusiasts.
In this collaborative space, your comments become the superheroic threads that weave a vibrant community.
So, embrace the humor, relish the wit, and don’t shy away from contributing your own comedic gems.
Together, let’s keep the spirit of Marvel alive.
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