In the spirit of this timeless wisdom, we invite you to immerse yourself in the delightful world of panda jokes.
Through meticulous curation, our collection promises a laughter-inducing experience backed by expert-approved comedic techniques.
From clean one-liners to rib-tickling knock-knock jokes about pandas, each joke is a testament to the universal appeal of humor.
This journey is not just about laughter; it’s a scientific exploration into the positive effects of mirth on our well-being.
As we embark on this joyous ride, let the infectious spirit of panda humor unite us in shared amusement and appreciation for the lighter side of life.
Best Panda Jokes
Embark on a laughter-filled journey with the absolute best panda jokes that guarantee a chuckle in every punchline. Brace yourself for a joyous ride through the most amusing anecdotes in the panda joke universe.
What do you call a bear that doesn’t want to grow up?
Peter Panda.
How did the panda lose his dinner?
He was “bamboozled”!
What did the panda say when forced out of its natural habitat?
“This is un-BEAR-able!”
What does a panda use to cook?
A pan, duh!
What did the woman say when she saw twin pandas?
“That bears repeating.”
Why is panda one of the easiest words to spell?
To spell it, all you need is P and A.
How do pandas get to the hospital?
In the bamboo-lance.
What color socks do bears wear?
They don’t wear socks; they have bear feet!
What do you get if you cross a panda bear and a harp?
A bear-faced lyre.
How do pandas scare each other on Halloween?
By shouting bam-BOO!
What happened when two pandas got into a fight?
They both got bambooboos!
What is the special nickname the panda gave to his girlfriend?
He calls her his bam-boo.
What do pandas wear when robbing a bank?
They always wear a pandana.
What is a panda bear’s favorite breakfast?
Panda-cakes.
What should a sick panda do to get better?
Take some pandadol!
If you ask a bear what his favorite part of the body is, what will he say?
His panda-creas.
What’s the difference between a panda and a polar bear?
About one thousand miles.
Why are pandas considered so lazy?
They only do the bear minimum.
Two pandas are sitting around eating bamboo stalks when an unfamiliar lady panda walks up and grabs a piece.
As she walks away, one panda turns to the other and says, “I’ve never met herbivore!”
What do they say about the panda who walks on her own a lot?
That she’s very inde-panda-nt!
What is black, white, and blue?
A sad panda.
What is black and white with red dots?
A panda with chickenpox.
What is black and white and striped?
A panda in pajamas.
What do a zebra and a panda have in common?
The answer is pretty black and white.
What does a panda say before leaving?
“I’ll be white black.”
Why do pandas usually hold strong opinions?
They’re black and white creatures.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
Why couldn’t the panda cub leave its mama?
He simply couldn’t bear it.
Why do panda bears have a hairy coat?
Fur protection.
What did the panda bear say after looking at his GPS?
“Give me a second to get my bearings!”
What’s a panda’s favorite thing to draw?
A self pawtrait!
What did the panda bear say when he had to relay an unhappy message?
“I hate to be the bearer of bad news!”
What’s a panda’s favorite dessert?
Blue-beary pie.
What did the mama bear say when her cub left a mess?
“Did I raise you to be a bar-bear-ian?!”
What’s a panda bear’s favorite after-school activity?
Cub Scouts!
How do pandas prefer to travel?
On a bear-o-plane.
Who’s a panda bear’s favorite poet?
William Shakesbeare.
You don’t think these panda bear puns are funny?
Bear with me; they get beary funny soon!
What did the panda say when his friend got a bad haircut?
“Don’t worry; it’s not furever. Plus, I bearely even notice a difference.”
Funny Panda Jokes
Dive into a world of hilarity with our collection of funny panda jokes. Backed by scientific theories on the positive effects of laughter, these jokes are bound to lift your spirits. Let the infectious joy of these panda jests spread smiles and brighten your day.
What goes black, white, black, white, black, white?
A panda rolling down a hill.
What happened when they planted new bamboo trees at the zoo?
It was pandamonium out there!
What’s black and white and red all over?
A sunburned panda.
Did you know that you only need two letters to spell Panda?
You just need P and A.
What’s black and white and goes up and down?
A panda who’s stuck in a lift.
What does a panda use to cook his pancakes?
A pan duhhhh!
Why did the panda’s joke suck?
It was unbearable.
What do you give a panda when it is sick?
Pandadol.
What do you call a large group of sick pandas?
A Pandamic.
Did you hear about the panda that had a slight stutter?
Seems it’s a story, that bear’s repeating.
What’s black and white and stands in the corner?
A naughty panda.
What do you call a panda who’s lost his dinner?
Bamboozled.
What’s black and white and very noisy?
A panda with a set of drums.
What’s black and white and as hard as a rock?
A panda that’s fallen in cement.
How do you make a panda?
Punch a polar bear in the eyes.
What goes white black white black white black red?
A panda that falls from a cliff.
What’s black and white and yellow?
A cowardly panda.
What’s black and white, and has four legs and a trunk?
Two pandas on holiday.
What’s black and white, has eight wheels and travels very fast?
A panda on roller skates.
What’s black and white with red spots?
A panda with the measles.
How do pandas get to hospital?
In the bamboolance.
Why was the panda drunk?
He’d been on the bambooze again.
Short Panda Jokes
In a hurry but still craving a good laugh? Our selection of short panda jokes is the perfect remedy! These concise quips pack a punch, offering quick doses of humor. Efficiently crafted to bring smiles in seconds, these jokes prove that brevity is the soul of wit.
What do exploding pandas eat?
Bamboom.
What do you need to start a zoo?
At least two pandas, a grizzly, and three polars. That’s the bear minimum.
How do you confuse a panda?
You bamboo-zle it.
Why can’t Panda bears play among us?
Red is always the imposter.
What kind of socks do Panda bears wear?
None, they have bear feet.
What are the two oldest animals on Earth?
The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.
What happens when Po from kung fu panda acts like a jerk?
He becomes a skadouchebag.
Do you know that people say that we should be preserving endangered species?
But if you offer someone a jar of your pickled panda, they’ll lose their sh*t.
What do you call a male panda?
Amanda.
Why should one be careful when hanging out with pandas that have anger issues?
They’re prone to going bear-serk.
What did the panda keep as a pet?
A bear-ded dragon.
What do you get when you cross a Leopoard with a Panda?
Fired from the zoo.
What do you need to spell Panda?
All you need is, P and A.
What do you call a group of pandas in confusion and creating chaos?
Panda-monium.
What’s a panda’s favorite cooking utensil?
A pan.. duh?
What do you call a panda fetus?
The bear minimum.
Who would be the mascot against racism?
A panda. He’s black, he’s white and he’s Asi*n!
What common enemy do the Hulk and Kung Fu Panda share?
Stairs.
What do you call a panda with no teeth?
A gummy Bear.
How are pandas made?
You punch a polar bear in the eyes.
What do you call a bear that jumps, but never lands?
A Peter Panda.
What’s a panda’s favorite band?
The Bearnaked Ladies.
Waiter: How would you like your steak, sir? Customer: Rare.
Waiter: You’re in luck, today’s special is panda.
Why is a panda the opposite of a redneck?
Because he’s a vegetarian and refuses to breed.
What do you call a group of pandas that make music?
Bandas.
What do a zoo owner and a Python data analyst have in common?
They both import pandas.
Why Kung Fu Panda shouldn’t have been set in China?
He really belongs in Poland.
What’s a panda’s biggest life regret?
Never had a selfie in color.
What’s a Panda’s favorite form of literature?
Po-ems.
Why did the teenage panda get detention every day?
Because she always came to school with a bear midriff.
What do pandas say on Halloween?
Bam-BOO!
Why do panda bears keep buying bamboo?
They just like the stock!
What’s the difference between a goat and a panda?
A goat is h*rny.
Why did the Python data scientist get arrested at customs?
She was caught trying to import pandas!
What do pandas drink?
Bambooze.
Why are pandas ashamed when they’re not alone?
Because a group of them is an embarrassment!
What do you call a thoughtful panda?
A ponda.
What’s the difference between pandas and children?
We care when pandas get shot.
Do you know the similarity between furries and pandas?
Both of them should have been exterminated a long time ago.
Why do pandas make awful boyfriends?
Because he only eats shoots and leaves.
Knock Knock Panda Jokes
Knock, knock! Who’s there? A barrel of laughs in the form of panda knock knock jokes! Embrace the art of comedic anticipation with our expertly crafted collection. These jokes promise a delightful exchange of giggles with every knock.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Panda.
Panda who?
Pandamonium is about to begin!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bamboo.
Bamboo who?
Bamboo glad I didn’t say banana?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pancake.
Pancake who?
Pancakes are better with panda syrup!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pandy.
Pandy who?
Pandy-demonium is always more fun with jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pandas.
Pandas who?
Pandas the reason I’m knocking!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Panda-cake.
Panda-cake who?
Panda-cake is ready for breakfast!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Panda bear.
Panda bear who?
Panda bear-y good joke for you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bamboo.
Bamboo who?
Bamboo-zled by this joke yet?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Panda.
Panda who?
Pandaring to your sense of humor!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eats shoots.
Eats shoots who?
Eats shoots and leaves – the life of a panda!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Panda pie.
Panda pie who?
Panda pie or I’ll eat it all!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pandalorian.
Pandalorian who?
This is the way of the panda!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Paws.
Paws who?
Paws for a moment and enjoy the joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Panda soup.
Panda soup who?
Panda soup, so don’t be bamboo-zled!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda-ful panda joke for you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Panda-monium.
Panda-monium who?
Panda-monium glad you opened the door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beets.
Beets who?
Beets me, I’m a panda, not a botanist!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bamboo shoot.
Bamboo shoot who?
Bamboo shoot some hoops together?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Panda-cake.
Panda-cake who?
Panda-cake your bags, we’re going on a joke adventure!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Panda-not.
Panda-not who?
Panda-not going to tell you if you don’t open the door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pandini.
Pandini who?
Pandini door, I can’t reach the handle!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Paw-lindrome.
Paw-lindrome who?
Paw-lindrome, I’m not a regular bear!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Panda-rrific.
Panda-rrific who?
Panda-rrific joke, don’t you think?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone, I’m enjoying these panda jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Panda Express.
Panda Express who?
Panda Express your feelings about these jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Paws.
Paws who?
Paws and think about how great these panda jokes are!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pander.
Pander who?
Pander-ing to your sense of humor with these jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pand-a-half.
Pand-a-half who?
Pand-a-half minutes, and I’ll tell you another joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pandy crush.
Pandy crush who?
Pandy crush on you and your great taste in jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Black and white.
Black and white who?
Black and white you open the door, it’s freezing out here!
Panda Jokes One Liners
Experience the essence of wit with our collection of panda one-liners. These jokes deliver maximum amusement in minimal words. Brace yourself for a barrage of clever punchlines that will leave you grinning from ear to ear.
Please don’t cross the border; it is furbidden.
If you don’t need something anymore, then it’s ex-panda-ble.
Pandas don’t wear belts on their pants because they wear sus-panda-rs.
The newspapers are pandaing to the market’s basic instincts.
What was originally a small tussle ended in panda-monium.
It feels like you think I’m ex-panda-ble.
This unassuming disease has caused a panda-emic.
Our monthly ex-panda-ture is over $6,000.
He got me a cute little pandant for my birthday.
Living in China for a few decades expanded my world-view
We’ve built businesses to ensure they’re expandable to other markets.
We need to be careful about depandance on non-renewable energy resources.
We restricted one user and completely pandanother.
Panda-cakes are the best breakfast meal.
Panda-creas – The panda’s most important organ.
The salesman is panda-ing to the client’s desires.
I hope you have a stu-panda-ous Xmas season.
Absolute madness, complete panda-monium!!
Panda-dol – The medicine to give pandas when they’re sick.
Why would the panda use the navigation system in his car?
Because he never lost his bearings.
What do you call pandas without teeth? A gummy bear.
What would bears be without bees? Ears.
What did the panda say when her date showed up early? I’ll be out in a second; I’m bearly dressed.
What do you call a bear practicing dentistry? A molar bear.
What is a bear’s favorite dessert? Blue-beary-pie.
Why do pandas love watching classic movies? Because they are in black and white.
Why did the pandar quit his job at the daycare center? It was panda-monium.
Why did the panda get fired by his manager? Because he only did the bear minimum.
How did the panda manage to walk in the snow? Bear footed.
How does a panda get from one country to another? On a bear-o-plane.
What do pandas use in the shower? Bear conditioner.
What goes black, white, black, white, and black, white? A panda rolling down a hill.
Clean Panda Jokes
For humor that’s light-hearted and suitable for all audiences, explore our assortment of clean panda jokes. Meticulously selected to maintain a family-friendly atmosphere, these jokes prove that laughter knows no boundaries. Share the joy with jokes that leave everyone smiling.
What did a panda cook with?
A pan , duh!
What do Chinese bears wear over their faces when they’re robbing banks?
Pandanas!
What do chinese bears eat for breakfast?
Panda-cakes!
Why did the panda date a Victoria Secret model?
She had really big bamboobs.
What’s invisible and smells like bamboo?
Panda farts.
What’s black and white and bounces?
A rubber panda.
What’s black and white and goes round and round?
A panda stuck in a revolving door.
Did you hear about the Pandas that were in a food fight?
They all got Bambooboos
What’s a bear’s favorite expendable organ?
The panda-creas!
Why are pandas endangered?
Because bamboo shoots.
What did the panda say when he was forced out of his natural habitat?
This is un-BEAR-able.
Did you hear about the party at the Chinese zoo?
It was Panda-monium.
Why do pandas have fur coats?
Because they’d look silly in denim jackets.
What do pandas eat on Halloween?
BamBOO!
I asked a panda if he was my friend.
He said, “Just nearly.”
Dirty Panda Jokes
For those seeking a bit more edge in their humor, our collection of dirty panda jokes is sure to tickle your fancy. Embrace the bold and cheeky side of panda humor with jokes that push the boundaries.
What’s the difference between a panda and a fuckboy on a date?
One eats shoots and leaves. The other eats, shoots and leaves.
So this panda is tired of hanging around the zoo and decides one night, when his cage is accidently left open, that he’s going to do what people do.
Being after dark, he’s heads to the bar for some good ‘ol fashion binge drinkin’
So this panda bear is sitting at the bar drinking some beers and is approached by a fine lady who asks him if he wants to go home with her.
So the panda bear obliges and goes back to this gal’s place for a night of wild sex.
In the morning he gets up to leave to get back to the zoo, and she says
“You can’t leave you have to pay me”
Panda bear says “why would I pay you”
Girl says “I’m a prostitute”
Panda bear says “yeah and I’m a Panda bear”
Girl says “you don’t understand”…..grabbing a dictionary, she shows the Panda the definition of prostitute: Person who has sex in exchange for money
Quickly thinking, the Panda Bear opens the dictionary to Panda and says “see, Panda Bear : Animal that eats bush and leaves”
“Good-bye.”
A panda walks into a brothel and is looking for a girl to have sex with, he looks through all the people and eventually picks one.
The panda and the woman go upstairs and do what brothels are meant for, but when they finish the panda runs away as fast as he can.
This happens several times until the owner of the brothel finally stops him. “You need to pay all the money you owe!”
“What?” replied the panda. “These are prostitutes!
Do you know what that means?” asked the owner.
“No” says the panda. “Well look it up!” screams the owner.
So the panda looks it up and it says “Has sex for money.”
The panda then gets a brilliant idea, “I’m a panda, look it up.” The panda then leaves.
The owner, so furious, looks it up and it says under panda “Eats bush and leaves.”
Panda Jokes for Adults
Indulge in adult-friendly humor with our carefully curated selection of panda jokes tailored for a more mature audience. With a perfect blend of wit and sophistication, these jokes are designed to cater to the refined taste of grown-up humor enthusiasts.
Why did the panda bring a ladder to the bamboo forest?
To get a higher “bear”spective on life!
What’s a panda’s favorite way to communicate?
Pandamail!
Why did the panda enroll in a cooking class?
Because it wanted to learn how to make paw-sta!
What do you call a panda who tells jokes?
A pun-da!
How did the panda get a date to the bamboo dance?
It asked, “Bamboo you go with me?”
What did the panda bring to the picnic?
Bamboonies!
Why did the panda go to the beach?
To have a bear-y good time!
What do you call a panda who’s a great singer?
A bambooper!
What did the panda say after a good meal?
“I’m stuffed to my bear-y limits!”
Why did the panda get an award?
Because it was the “bear-illiant” of the bunch!
How do pandas send letters?
By bear mail!
Why don’t pandas play card games in the wild?
Because they’re afraid of being caught “bamboo-zled”!
What did the panda say to its bamboo plant?
“I’ll never leaf you!”
Why did the panda go to school?
To get a little more “edubear-tion”!
What’s a panda’s favorite winter activity?
Snow-rolling!
How do pandas stay cool in the summer?
They use their panda-fans!
Why did the panda bring a suitcase to the zoo?
Because it wanted to have a “bear-y” good time!
What’s a panda’s favorite way to relax?
Pandatation!
What’s a panda’s favorite type of car?
A bamboorghini!
Why did the panda bring a ladder to the picnic?
To reach the high bamboos!
What do you call a panda that’s a great dancer?
A bamboogie!
Why don’t pandas use cell phones?
Because they’re afraid of getting bamboozled by the roaming charges!
What did the panda say when it wanted to go outside?
“Bamboo-tiful day!”
Why did the panda become a chef?
Because it wanted to make paw-sitively delicious meals!
What’s a panda’s favorite type of sandwich?
Bambooger!
What’s a panda’s favorite way to exercise?
Bambooty yoga!
What did the panda say to the bamboo tree?
“I’ve got a bamboos for you!”
Why did the panda start a music band?
Because it wanted to play some bear tunes!
What’s a panda’s favorite game to play at the zoo?
Pandamonium!
What do you call a panda who’s great at math?
A calcu-bear!
How do pandas stay cool during a heatwave?
They rely on their bear conditioning!
What do you call a panda’s favorite bamboo dish?
A bamboozling delight!
What did the panda say when it met a new friend?
“Panda nice to meet you!”
What’s a panda’s favorite subject in school?
Pandemonium studies!
How do pandas apologize when they make a mistake?
They say, “I’m sowwy!”
What’s a panda’s favorite day of the year?
Bambooday!
Why did the panda bring a ladder to the movie theater?
Because it wanted to get a better “bear”-view!
What did the mama panda say to her misbehaving cub?
“You’re in panda-monium!”
Why do pandas make terrible secret agents?
Because they’re always “bear” with their feelings!
What did the panda say to the photographer?
“Don’t forget to capture my panda-rific side!”
What’s a panda’s favorite place to relax in the bamboo forest?
In a bambooz-e!
Why did the panda apply for a job at the bakery?
Because it wanted to learn how to make bear-claws!
What’s a panda’s favorite song to dance to?
“Panda-Monium” by ABBA!
How do pandas greet each other in the wild?
They say, “Panda to meet you!”
What do pandas call their magical land of adventure?
Pandalot!
Why do pandas love to tell stories?
Because they’re great at panda-ring to their audience!
What did the zookeeper say when he found a panda in the lion’s den?
“This is a panda-monium!”
What’s a panda’s favorite type of weather?
Pandalight!
Why did the panda bring an umbrella to the bamboo forest?
In case of a bear-rain shower!
What did the panda say when it found out it was going on vacation?
“I’m going to have a bear-y good time!”
Why do pandas love bamboo so much?
Because it’s the “bear” necessities of life!
What’s a panda’s favorite game to play at a picnic?
Capture the bamboo!
What did the baby panda say when it wanted to play hide and seek?
“Ready or not, here I bamboo!”
Why did the panda bring a backpack to the bamboo forest?
To carry its bamboolicious snacks!
What do you call a panda who’s an expert in martial arts?
A kung fu panda!
Why did the panda cross the road?
To get to the bamboo buffet on the other side!
What’s a panda’s favorite type of movie?
Bear-y tales!
What do you call a panda that’s a great swimmer?
A pandathlete!
What did one panda say to the other when they were feeling blue?
“Don’t worry, be bamboo-tiful!”
How do pandas like to spend their weekends?
By having a bearbecue!
Why did the panda start a social media account?
To share its bear-y cute selfies!
Panda Jokes for Kids
Delight the young ones with our collection of panda jokes specially crafted for kids. These jokes promise a wholesome and entertaining experience for the little ones.
What’s a panda’s favorite game to play at a birthday party?
Pass the bamboo parcel!
Why did the panda bring a backpack to the zoo?
In case it needed to take a “paws” and rest!
What’s a panda’s favorite bedtime story?
Goldi-bear and the Three Pandas!
What did the panda say when it wanted dessert?
“I’ll have some bamboonana splits, please!”
How do pandas stay in shape?
They do bear-obics!
What did the mama panda say when her cub was acting naughty?
“You’re in panda-ngerous territory!”
What’s a panda’s favorite board game?
Pandopoly!
How do pandas keep their fur clean and fluffy?
They use bamboolicious shampoo!
Why did the panda bring a snorkel to the zoo?
In case it wanted to go for a bear-thday swim!
What’s a panda’s favorite way to stay cool on a hot day?
By taking a dip in the bear-y-ibbean!
Why don’t pandas make good magicians?
Because they’re always revealing their “bear” tricks!
What’s a panda’s favorite dance move?
The bam-boogie!
What did the panda say when it wanted more bamboo?
“I’m still hungry for bambooree!”
How do pandas stay organized?
They use their bear-y own calendar!
What’s a panda’s favorite way to celebrate a birthday?
With a bambooriffic party!
Why did the panda bring a teddy bear to the bamboo forest?
In case it got lonely and needed a “bear” buddy!
What’s a panda’s favorite instrument to play?
The bamboonos!
What did the panda say when it won the bamboo-eating contest?
“I’m the bear-y best!”
How do pandas like to travel?
By bearplane!
Why don’t pandas play hide and seek in the wild?
Because they’re always spotted!
What’s a panda’s favorite type of art?
Pandalism!
Why did the panda bring a flashlight to the bamboo forest?
In case it wanted to shed some “bear” light on things!
What did the panda say when it found a bamboo treasure?
“This is un-bear-lievable!”
How do pandas express their love?
With bear hugs and bambo-kisses!
What did the panda say to the librarian?
“I’d like to bear-row a bambook, please!”
How do pandas communicate in the wild?
They send each other bear-mails!
Why did the panda bring a map to the bamboo forest?
To make sure it didn’t get bam-lost!
What’s a panda’s favorite type of sandwich spread?
Bamboonut butter!
Why did the panda bring a camera to the zoo?
To capture all the bear-y special moments!
What did one panda say to the other during a game of cards?
“I’m going to bamboo-zle you with my winning hand!”
How do pandas celebrate New Year’s Eve?
With a bamboozling countdown!
Why don’t pandas play hide and seek with chameleons?
Because chameleons always blend in, and pandas are bam-foozled!
What’s a panda’s favorite type of vehicle?
A bam-boo-gy!
How do pandas send messages in the wild?
They use bambootelegraphy!
Why did the panda bring a backpack to the picnic?
In case it wanted to pack some extra bamboo snacks!
What do you call a panda who’s a great chef?
A pandachef!
How do pandas express their creativity?
They engage in bamboodle art!
Why did the panda bring a suitcase to the bamboo forest?
Because it was going on a bear-venturous vacation!
What’s a panda’s favorite type of dance music?
Bear-tronica!
Why did the panda bring a telescope to the zoo?
To get a closer look at the bambooniverse!
What do you call a panda who’s a great comedian?
A panda-monologist!
How do pandas stay informed about current events?
They read the bamboonews!
Why did the panda bring a notepad to the bamboo forest?
To jot down its thoughts in a bear-y journal!
What’s a panda’s favorite way to travel long distances?
By bam-boat!
Why don’t pandas play hide and seek with kangaroos?
Because kangaroos always have a pouch to hide in, and pandas are bam-foozled!
What do you call a panda who’s great at solving puzzles?
A bamboozle master!
How do pandas stay in touch with their friends?
They send bear-ygrams!
Why did the panda bring a musical instrument to the picnic?
To play some bam-tunes for everyone!
What’s a panda’s favorite type of ice cream?
Bamboonilla!
Why did the panda bring a compass to the bamboo forest?
To make sure it was headed in the right bear-ction!
How do pandas tell each other jokes?
They have a bamboozle-off!
Why did the panda bring a hammock to the zoo?
To relax and take a bear nap!
What’s a panda’s favorite type of cookie?
Bear-y shortbread!
How do pandas stay hydrated?
They drink bamboo water!
Why did the panda bring a backpack to the movie theater?
In case it needed to pack some bear-y snacks!
What do you call a panda who’s great at karaoke?
A pandaoke star!
How do pandas stay cool on hot summer days?
They enjoy bamboonade!
Why did the panda bring a pillow to the bamboo forest?
To have a bear-y comfortable picnic!
What’s a panda’s favorite type of fruit?
Bam-berry!
How do pandas stay entertained on rainy days?
They watch bamboovies!
Why did the panda bring a backpack to the beach?
In case it needed to pack some bear-y sandy toys!
What do you call a panda who’s great at painting?
A pandartist!
How do pandas stay fit and healthy?
They do bear-crobatics!
Why did the panda bring a camera to the picnic?
To snap some bear-tastic memories!
What’s a panda’s favorite type of music?
Bear-oque!
How do pandas celebrate their birthdays?
With a bamboopalooza!
Why did the panda bring a teddy bear to the zoo?
To have a bear-y special day out!
What do you call a panda who’s great at gardening?
A bamboogist!
How do pandas stay entertained on long flights?
They watch bamboovision!
Why did the panda bring a backpack to the art gallery?
To carry its bear-y favorite paintings!
What’s a panda’s favorite type of bread?
Bam-baguette!
How do pandas stay warm in the winter?
They cuddle up with bamboobies!
Why did the panda bring a telescope to the picnic?
To get a bear-tiful view of the stars!
What do you call a panda who’s great at writing poetry?
A pandastry!
Panda Jokes and Puns
Explore the art of wordplay with our collection of panda jokes and puns. Crafted with linguistic expertise and a keen sense of humor, these jokes showcase the delightful intersection of wit and clever language.
What’s black and red all over? A panda with measles.
What’s black and white, has eight wheels and goes fast? A panda on roller skates.
All these years of technological developments and I still haven’t seen a colour photo of a panda or a zebra.
To open a specialist animal park, you need at least a grizzly, a polar, a koala and a panda. That’s the bear minimum.
Heard a story about a flying black and white bear who refuse to grow up. Peter Panda.
What sort of socks to pandas wear? None, they have bear feet.
Heard a story about someone who crossed a panda with a harp, turned out to be a bear faced lyre.
Was heading off on holiday and spotted a koala, a panda and a grizzly on my flight. Turns out I’d got on a bear-o-plane.
Long story but I’m running late because I got handcuffed to a panda. Bear with me.
What do ghost pandas eat? Bamboooo!
Why did the panda go to the party dressed as a bumblebee? Because he wanted to “bee” the life of the party!
How do pandas play hide and seek? They use their black and white colors to blend in with the environment!
Did you hear about the panda who went to the gym? He was trying to get in shape for panda-monium!
What do you call a panda with a six-pack? A panda-body!
Why did the panda go to the zoo? To visit his panda-friends!
Do pandas have a special talent? Yes, they’re experts at panda-monium!
What did the panda say when he woke up in the morning? “I’m feeling a little panda-morphic today!”
How do pandas communicate? They use panda-gestures!
What do you call a group of pandas playing instruments? The panda-band!
Why did the panda climb the tree? To panda-vise the view!
What do pandas like to eat for breakfast? Panda-cakes!
How do pandas stay cool in the summer? They panda-dicate themselves!
What did the panda say when he got lost in the forest? “I’m panda-ming! Where am I?”
Why did the panda go to the spa? To get a panda-massage!
What do you call a panda with a big appetite? A panda-glutton!
How do pandas celebrate their birthdays? With panda-parties!
What do pandas do when they’re stressed? They panda-meditate!
Why did the panda go to the beauty parlor? To get a panda-perm!
What do you call a panda with a bad memory? A panda-gnosis!
How do pandas survive in the wild? They panda-dapt!
What did the panda say when he met his match? “I’m panda-nized!”
Why did the panda go to the dance club? To panda-groove!
What do pandas do when they’re bored? They panda-monium!
Why did the panda go to the art museum? To see the panda-ings!
What do you call a panda with a green thumb? A panda-horticulturalist!
How do pandas stay warm in the winter? They panda-layer!
What did the panda say when he found a lost item? “Panda-found it!”
Why did the panda go to the beach? To catch some panda-rays!
What do pandas do when they’re sad? They panda-cry!
Why did the panda go to the amusement park? To ride the panda-coaster!
Final Thoughts
As we wrap up this laughter-filled escapade into the world of panda jokes, we encourage you to contribute to the merriment.
Share your favorite jokes about pandas in the comments below and let the joy resonate in our growing community.
Remember, in the realm of comedy, every shared laugh strengthens the bonds of our collective humor.
Your participation adds another layer of delight to this experience, turning it into a communal celebration of laughter.
Keep the hilarity alive and may the joyous spirit of panda jokes continue to echo in your days.
Embrace the healing power of laughter, for it is truly the universal language that unites us all.
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